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- Старые говорят, что их панель круче, новые утверждают, что панель старых уже давно полный отстой, но только Мусор и Мироздатель, знают как успокоить и тех и других.
Мироздатель :
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- Я, эммм, простите, привычка, не удержался….
Мусорщик доставая дубинку и обращаясь к Мироздателю:
- Можно уже? А...
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Мусорщик:
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Мироздатель:
- Так им по статусу положено на цп балду пинать, темные же. Ну ладно, ладно, не дуйся, теперь можно. А пока Мусорщик будет разбираться с Олегом, что мы все скажем? Правильно. Справделивости в БК нет!
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