paladiny.ru
Регистрация
Забыли пароль?

запомнить
Новости | Структура Ордена | Устав Ордена | Перекрестки миров | Форум | Фотогалерея БК  |  Dwar  |  Magic  |  RIOT   










Развлечения: Юмор

ГрафоманЪ | Поэзия | Юмор | Интервью | Статьи | Мнение | Мультфильмы | ВЦ-шоу | Конкурсы | MusicBox | Рукописи

Юмор: Мечта поэта
Дата: 01.04.2007 00:01
Автор: , добавлено:


Я прекрасен. Умен, пусть немолод,
Плюс - воспитан в культурной среде…
Почему ж как Марат не заколот
Я кинжалом Шарлотты Корде?

Богатырской безудержной силой
От Геракла я неотличим -
Отчего ж как Самсону Далила
Не обрила мне кудри в ночи?!

Бомбу под ноги мне не швырнули,
Не стреляла эсерка Каплан -
И бандитские подлые пули
Не прошили мой старый реглан…

Отчего же судьба так жестока?
Я обижен был ею вдвойне…
Не прошибли почто альпенштоком
Меркадеры головушку мне?

Отчего же бревном, в самом деле,
Не повержен я, как Сирано?
Почему же завистник Сальери
Не подсыпал мне яду в вино?

Не спешат ни Дантес, ни Мартынов
Грудь пробить мне прицельной стрельбой…
Что ж, выходит, в безвестности сгинув,
Я усопну как смертный любой?

И помру, позабыт-позаброшен,
Не дождавшись Далил и Шарлот?
Снег могилку мою запорошит
И никто над ней слез не прольет?

(Как с тоски мне такой не напиться?..)
Где ты, киллер, товарищ и брат?
Где ж ты ходишь, мой праздный убийца,
Сердцу гения милый камрад?

На тебя же я, как на икону,
Ежедневно молюсь… Не томи!
И тогда на весь мир растрезвонят
ИТАР-ТАССы и прочие СМИ,

Всех читателей в траур вгоняя,
Не жалея прочувственных слов,
Что погиб от руки негодяя
Знаменитый поэт Боркунов.

И немедля утихнут зоилы,
Толстым рылом вконец посерев…
И всплакнут у разверстой могилы
Хакамада, Явлинский и Греф.

Упокоюсь в просторной гробнице
На Ваганьковском кладбище я.
И придут с моим прахом проститься
И известный артист, и швея.

У ограды посадят две ели…
(Хоть могли бы и три посадить),
И мой образ Зураб Церетели
Изваяет, вполне может быть.

И собранья моих сочинений
В Доме книги пойдут нарасхват -
Я останусь в умах поколений…
Так-то, друг мой, товарищ и брат.

Может, даже Героем России
После смерти объявят меня –
Вот тогда безобразный и синий
Я уйду, никого не виня.

Но учтите одно, недоноски,
Коль смолчит обо мне ИТАР-ТАСС -
Перед смертью проклятьем японским
Прокляну я немедля всех вас.

И восстанет мой труп из могилы,
Ликом страшный, глухой и слепой,
И пройдется по вам, гомофилы,
Полусгнившей мертвецкой стопой.

И в безмерной тоске куртуазной
Я взлелеял идею одну:
Чтобы вы не забыли наказ мой,
Я заранее вас прокляну!
КОММЕНТАРИИ:
Страницы:  «««    251 | 252 | 253 | 254 | 255 | 256 | 257 | 258 | 259 | 260 | 261 | 262 | 263 | 264 | 265 | 266 | 267 | 268 | 269 | 270 | 271 | 272 | 273 | 274 | 275    »»»

  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:24

Insert your card <a href=" http://www.moriborvidek.com/index.php/borverseny2007#await ">meek viagra ohne rezept kaufen</a> There hadn't been much shouting at all — either the good kind or the frustrated kind. While two Steeler teams won Super Bowls in the last decade and a Penguin team won a Stanley Cup, the Pirates watched from the cellar as one of the worst pro baseball teams playing in one of the major leagues' best ballparks. Their streak of consecutive losing seasons is unparalleled in major American sports.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:24

I'd like to tell you about a change of address <a href=" http://www.letstalkmommy.com/2015/02/younique-3d-fiber-mascara-review-giveaway/#gutter ">medical term for viagra viagra suppository ivf</a> Barry Silbert, the head of the online private marketplaceSecondMarket, said the measure was "transformative." He said hiscompany has already developed a general solicitation productthat will help issuers handle the regulatory requirements.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

Another service? <a href=" http://www.sovereignmarket.com/insights/why-physical-science-startups-need-social-scientists/#hide ">perfino acquisto levitra full she laugh s</a> Talks about Iran's nuclear programme, due to start in Genevaon Tuesday, will be the first since the election of IranianPresident Hassan Rouhani, who has tried to improve relationswith the West to pave a way for lifting economic sanctions.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

I'm doing a masters in law <a href=" http://www.sovereignmarket.com/insights/why-physical-science-startups-need-social-scientists/#joke ">eneric viagra pills.</a> Away from jail and rehab, Lohan, at 27, looks like a weathered version of the fresh-faced kid from “Freaky Friday” and “Mean Girls.” Despite her time away (her last big-screen leading role was in 2007’s “I Know Who Killed Me”), she’s effective in a scene where she bemoans the struggling-actress life. That and certain lines (“I’d like to keep part of my life private!”), croaked out in her whisky voice, certainly echo reality.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

Other amount <a href=" http://www.kosovalindore.com/2011/08/24/bavarezet-dhe-nendetesja-e-verdhe-vazhdojne-tutje/fc-bayern-munichs-gomez-scores-his-first-goal-during-their-champions-league-play-off-second-leg-soccer-match-against-fc-zurichs-in-zurich/ ">viagra sildenafil philippines</a> At 9:07 he tweeted “lmao this is gonna be terrible” then “i hate all of you” followed by a tweet saying “WHO SNITCHED?!” with a screenshot of a text from his mother begging him not to run on the field. Updates like “next inning” and “im going for 2nd” followed.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

I'm afraid that number's ex-directory <a href=" http://www.kosovalindore.com/2011/08/24/bavarezet-dhe-nendetesja-e-verdhe-vazhdojne-tutje/fc-bayern-munichs-gomez-scores-his-first-goal-during-their-champions-league-play-off-second-leg-soccer-match-against-fc-zurichs-in-zurich/#ghost ">here can i get viagra over the counter</a> Hulu, which was created in 2007, says on its website that it has more than 3 million subscribers paying $7.99 a month for its premium service, and that it generated revenues of about $700 million last year. It sells advertising for its free service.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

Through friends <a href=" http://www.dogspin.com/new-york-city-dog-friendly-hotels/affinia-manhattan/ ">precios cialis 10</a> Schwartz acknowledged that Madoff "sometimes lied to thesedefendants." But, over the course of almost two hours, Schwartzrepeatedly appealed to their common sense. While the fraudsounds complicated, Schwartz said, the evidence isstraight-forward.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

I'm sorry, he's <a href=" http://www.kosovalindore.com/2011/08/24/bavarezet-dhe-nendetesja-e-verdhe-vazhdojne-tutje/fc-bayern-munichs-gomez-scores-his-first-goal-during-their-champions-league-play-off-second-leg-soccer-match-against-fc-zurichs-in-zurich/#unaware ">forum sur viagra cialis levitra</a> Wait, just this past Sunday on Meet The Press and all of the other talk shows the Democrat Pundits were saying that the economy was doing GREAT and that the public confidence was spectacular . . . that was just &#8216;spin&#8217; wasn&#8217;t it? and I was all set to kick back and enjoy the new prosperity. (I&#8217;ll take my response off the air)



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

Your cash is being counted <a href=" http://www.dogspin.com/new-york-city-dog-friendly-hotels/affinia-manhattan/ ">buy cephalexin cialis uk</a> And NLG, the Pennsylvania-based company that sold Hazan the spread, has sued her in a succession of courts to pry her out of the property and force her to pay the $3.7 million she still owes, court records revealed.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

Looking for a job <a href=" http://www.sovereignmarket.com/insights/why-physical-science-startups-need-social-scientists/#suppress ">buy medicine viagra 25 mg</a> &#8220;They [producers] are not concerned at all that it will affect the show. They would just want to help out Demi in any way they can to help her in the process. They are already dealing with Simon&#8217;s scandal and that didn&#8217;t ruin the show. They are more concerned that their talent is dealing with these issues properly and are not totally bothered by it.&#8221;



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

i'm fine good work <a href=" http://newcycling.org/2015/12/ ">womans viagra counseling for erectile dysfunction</a> The proposal called for directing liquor sales profits to set up two full-service detoxification centers and for programs for treatment, counseling and related services for residents suffering the negative consequences of alcohol abuse.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:31

Will I get paid for overtime? <a href=" http://www.kosovalindore.com/2011/08/24/bavarezet-dhe-nendetesja-e-verdhe-vazhdojne-tutje/fc-bayern-munichs-gomez-scores-his-first-goal-during-their-champions-league-play-off-second-leg-soccer-match-against-fc-zurichs-in-zurich/#took ">viagra in desert subaction showcomments viagra smile posted</a> Along with its stunningly low $35 price tag, Chromecast also has the rare talent to catch content streamed from a computer running a Chrome browser - within limits. The computer must be recent and powerful, ditto your home Wi-Fi network. Otherwise, trust us, everything freezes up.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:39

What sort of music do you listen to? <a href=" http://www.personnelconsultant.co.th/find_job/faq/#certificate ">viagra gedicht rezept</a> Still, storm clouds lie ahead for the third-largest U.S.bank by assets as rising bond yields in the United States areexpected to cut into debt underwriting volume, and slowinggrowth in emerging markets may cut into profit from overseas.About 58 percent of its revenue last year came from outside ofNorth America.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:39

Please wait <a href=" http://www.dogspin.com/nyc-veterinarians-and-pet-hospitals/new-york-veterinary-hospital/ ">ww viagra com.</a> The comments follow an announcement that the all-girl foundation is to accept boys for the first time in its 132-year history. The new system will see girls and boys aged nine to 16 taught alongside each other in creative subjects and sports but separately in other lessons.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:39

Cool site goodluck :) <a href=" http://www.personnelconsultant.co.th/find_job/faq/ ">viagra 50mg x 10pills perez hilton pill jul</a> The final showdown between Franky (Nicole da Silva) and Jacs (Kris McQuade), a young tattooed lesbian and a schoolmarmish matron, laced with malice as they fought over who would be top dog, was so compelling &ndash; and the cliffhanger so agonising &ndash; that it would be a crime to miss the next instalment.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:39

I'm on business <a href=" http://nicktuckerphotography.com/boudoir-fashion-photography-w-miss-issy-love/#jealous ">cialis softabs metabolized</a> * French floor maker Tarkett, which is 50 percent owned byU.S. private equity firm KKR, is set to launch aninitial public offering that could value the company at as muchas 2.5 billion euros ($3.41 billion), the Financial Times saidon Thursday.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:39

Where's the nearest cash machine? <a href=" http://www.letstalkmommy.com/2014/03/sunday-photo-952/#injure ">cialis crohn's disease</a> "Surprisingly, our model predicts that at any given time three per cent of scattered objects between Jupiter and Neptune should be co-orbitals of Uranus or Neptune," lead study author Mike Alexandersen said.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:40

I came here to work <a href=" http://www.letstalkmommy.com/2014/10/unique-dining-room-home-accessories/#horn ">product viagra medication free</a> * Alcatel-Lucent, which is cutting 10,000 jobs inan attempt to turn the company around, is close to winning acontract from a major domestic telecom operator, a sourcefamiliar with the matter said on Thursday.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:40

Could I order a new chequebook, please? <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/2015/06/page/9/#page ">cialis gernika online apotheke</a> He has also undergone two major hip surgeries since 2009, the most recent in January, and — despite homering Friday night with Double-A Trenton — has performed poorly in minor league rehab assignment games this season.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:40

Please wait <a href=" http://nicktuckerphotography.com/boudoir-fashion-photography-w-miss-issy-love/ ">amuel epistemicamente crociato. cialis originale 20mg</a> Henningsgaard's family learned he had been involved in the crash after they saw the plane's tail number, his brother, Blair Henningsbard, told the Associated Press. Henningsgaard was reportedly taking his son on an East Coast college tour.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:40

Gloomy tales <a href=" http://www.letstalkmommy.com/2014/03/sunday-photo-952/ ">ncialis viagra online</a> The lawsuit was filed after the Sandoz generic division ofNovartis and Mylan notified the U.S. Food and DrugAdministration that they wanted to bring out generic versions ofCopaxone. Teva sued to block them and protect its patents.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:40

Just over two years <a href=" https://bosphorus.se/produkter/tomat-mozzarella-med-pesto/#took ">ghcialis</a> Irish politicians should reduce their own salaries andexpenses before targeting taxpayers, said Willie O’Brien, 72,who traveled to Dublin from Cork in the southwest of the countryfor the protest.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:49

Could you please repeat that? <a href=" http://www.ifancyafryup.co.uk/cafes/england/berkshire/newbury/nelsons-diner.html#easter ">. order cheap online pharmacy female viagra</a> This marked the industry's first year-on-year sales declinein more than two years. There were two fewer shopping days inSeptember compared with the previous year, and part of the LaborDay shopping weekend fell in August.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:49

The National Gallery <a href=" http://www.letstalkmommy.com/tag/alton-towers-review/ ">osologia viagra uso impotenza sessuale</a> First step - get yourself equipped with a patent war chest: "The patents that they acquire are generally software patents. And they are very broadly written. They are very difficult to understand and oftentimes inscrutable."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:49

I'll call back later <a href=" http://www.foodieindisguise.com/2015/07/04/food-for-the-last-6-months-a-pictoral-history/img_6164-jpg/ ">viagra medicament prix viagra 25 mg</a> "She's going to cooperate with (prosecutors) in the sense of giving them what they need from her, like any other victim would. If this ends in trial, I assume she would testify," Joy's lawyer Stephen Sitkoff told the Daily News. "She'd like to get this resolved and put it behind her. She has no interest in bringing attention to herself. She just wants to live her life."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:49

Recorded Delivery <a href=" http://www.ifancyafryup.co.uk/cafes/england/berkshire/newbury/nelsons-diner.html ">il cialis generico si trova in farmacia</a> Celebs aren't afraid to get a little sexy when it comes to ad campaigns. Whether they're flaunting their curves in sizzling lingerie or showing off their modeling chops in sultry high-fashion shoots,...



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:49

I saw your advert in the paper <a href=" http://www.foodieindisguise.com/2015/07/04/food-for-the-last-6-months-a-pictoral-history/img_6164-jpg/ ">cheap viagra.</a> "I nearly missed the Contador attack. Michel Kwiatkowski got me across and I just sprinted - I just managed to get on. With an echelon (the diagonal formation riders adopt in the road to deal with crosswinds) it is like saving yourself after falling through ice - you have got five seconds to make it, otherwise it is over.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:49

When do you want me to start? <a href=" http://www.letstalkmommy.com/tag/alton-towers-review/ ">and noble windows media viagra</a> For Ahmed Essam, 30, the explosion of political news anddebate in much of the Arab world since its 2011 uprisings is abusiness opportunity. He resigned his job at a software companyafter Mubarak's downfall to set up a venture developingapplications for smart phones, and is now focusing on an appthat plucks news from the Internet.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:49

Get a job <a href=" http://www.ifancyafryup.co.uk/cafes/england/berkshire/newbury/nelsons-diner.html#delete ">heapest levitra to buy online in uk</a> Many consumers won't feel the increase immediately. Forever stamps bought before an increase still would cover first-class postage. The price of new forever stamps would be at the higher rate, if approved.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 18.05.2016 03:49

I've come to collect a parcel <a href=" http://www.foodieindisguise.com/2015/07/04/food-for-the-last-6-months-a-pictoral-history/img_6164-jpg/#publication ">viagra medicament prix viagra 25 mg</a> The Puerto Rican star finished off his opponent with a flurry of head shots that put Rodriguez to the canvas, with referee Frank Santore Jr. stopping it 18 seconds into the third round. Rodriguez said the stoppage came too early, but complimented Cotto on his performance. “The referee really never gave me a chance to get up and show that I could fight back,” Rodriguez said. “But Miguel showed me his power in the second round and I’m just going to have to regroup.”



Страницы:  «««    251 | 252 | 253 | 254 | 255 | 256 | 257 | 258 | 259 | 260 | 261 | 262 | 263 | 264 | 265 | 266 | 267 | 268 | 269 | 270 | 271 | 272 | 273 | 274 | 275    »»»
Писать от имени: Гость
Склонность: Нейтрал Хаос Истинный Хаос Истинный Хаос Тёмный   Гвардия Мироздателя Гвардия Мусорщика   Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный   Белое братство Паладин поднебесья Таможенный паладин Паладин солнечной улыбки Паладин инквизитор Паладин огненной зари Паладин хранитель знаний Паладин неба Старший паладин неба Старший паладин неба Верховный паладин
  Паладин поднебесья Таможенный паладин Паладин солнечной улыбки Паладин инквизитор Паладин огненной зари Паладин хранитель знаний Паладин неба Старший паладин неба Старший паладин неба Верховный паладин
Текст: Жирный Наклон Подчёркнутый Цитата
Смайлы: БКашные | Палсайта | Дополнительно  :wink:




(C) Орден света, 2004