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- London?
- London.
- London??
- Yes, London. You know... Fish, chips,
cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather,
Mary Poppins... LONDON!"
(c) Snatch
com: Hello!
ru: Превед!
com: Ду ю спик english?
ru: Блин...
com: Шпрехен Sie Deutsch?
ru: Могу рассказать, о чём поёт Rammstein. На этом и закончим.
com: Ду ю спик БэКашн?
ru: О! Введите ваш логин и пароль! Оф корс.
com: Слава году... How are you?
ru: Aim файн.
com: ?
ru: Забыли. Давай дальше.
com: Самфинг эбаут БК... А ю доджер?
ru: Ноу, ай эм evader.
com: I don`t understand you.
ru: Ну, как сказать... Уворотчик я. От ударов уворачиваюсь. Вжик-вжик, а я такой пыыыыжь, и бябях!
com: ?
ru: Nu, a wot tak ponimaesh? Ya - uworotchik. Blin, twoimi zhe bukwami pishu, ty zhe dolzhen menya ponimat`!
com: А, теперь понятно. Энд ват фор weapon do you хэв?
ru: Золотой молот. Эм... "Голден бик бабах".
com: Энд what for mastery of clubs ду ю have?
ru: Ну, в клубах я потусить люблю. Эт я действительно мастер...
com: Ду ю хэв э хаотик файтс?
ru: Да-да, под хаос двигуюсь... Наши сельские диджеи частенько хорошие хаос-сеты подгоняют.
com: Ду ю хэв а Motto?
ru: А как же... Старенький "Юпитер". До сих пор помню, как по деревне девок катал... То-то было радостных слёз!
com: Ноу! Ай мин "Motto". Your Motto!
ru: Так ты про сотовый? Не, у меня не Мотто, а Сони Эрикссон T290i. Аццкая машина...
com: I don`t understand you.
ru: Один фиг.
com: What?
ru: One hero.
com: Ясно.
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ru: Хорошо излагает, собака. Учитесь! Вам бы побольше такого вот драйва, а то скучно у вас там, в Лондоне. Даже человека заманить не умеете.
com: Ват зэ hell из ит?
ru: Это украинские хакеры развлекаются.
com: Ват? They want to steal my char?
ru: Типа того. Ты, кстати, как к водительству относишься? У нас вот верховный лично запретил. Но у вас же там движение левостороннее, чёрт вас разберёт. Авось водители припеваючи живут...
com: What?
ru: Блин... Эм. What do you think about drivers?
com: No drivers - no multimedia.
ru: Чёртов языковой барьер...
com: Согласен...
ru: Я говорю: водительство - это когда чаром заходят то из Лондона, то из, скажем, Чукотки, причём с очень небольшими временными отрезками, хотя человек - один.
com: Oh! I know! I know! Abramovich is driver, yes?
ru: Ну самую суть ты словил. Остальное со временем...
com: Hmmm... What about ВВП?
ru: Сейчас для него ЖЖ + 20 разрабатывается.
com: Ноу, ай мин Wnutrenniy waloviy produkt!
ru: Так я про него и говорил. Как-то удваивать-то надо... Правда, Греф отказал Фрадкову в доставке некоторых редких ингридиентов из пещеры, так что свиток будет слегка недоделанным. Задержка использования - 2010 год. Но после того, как у них откатом весь стабилизационный фонд смыло, думаю, эту дату ещё подкорректируют.
com: I don`t understand.
ru: А ты думаешь, мы что-то понимаем?
com: Мэйби.
ru: Интеллекта не хватает. "Это слишком тяжело для вас :)".
com: lol
ru: Что?
com: It`s Robot. Wid swerhu.
ru: Будь проклят...
com: Все прошло удачно...
ru: Все прошло удачно...
com: Выйти из игры?
ru: Выйти из игры?
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