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Пытаюсь докопаться до сути вопросов
Рожденных буйной Администрацией…
(Переделка ньюбом фантазии Чижа и компании под реальные условия жизни!)
- Я так решил еще с утра, сегодня точно напьюсь! – Горланил Повелитель снов, опоздавший на работу и уже получивший разнос от начальства. Разнос его не расстроил совершенно, зато вот поставленные задачи несколько смутили. Но, правда, не настолько, чтобы сразу к ним приступить. Сроки же никто не оговаривал. Вот он и отрывался на всю глотку в надежде, что его таланты оценят.
Первым оценил ПО, прибежавший из другого кабинета:
- Орать прекрати! С ритма сбиваешь!
Удивленно Повелитель снов воззрился на него и подозрительно спросил:
- Эээээ, а с кем ты там и что делаешь, что я тебя с ритма сбиваю?
- Я делом занят! – Заявил ПО и когда тот вышел Повелитель снов не удержался и прокрался за ним.
Ну, да… делом. Сервер опять приказал игрокам долго жить на форумах, и придумывать новые слова в адрес администрации. Богат был русский язык… И становился еще богаче после таких вот Service Unfucking…
Танцы с бубном вокруг сервера больше не помогали Повелителю Огня. Обычно на двадцатой минуте сервер начинал сам подтанцовывать. Злые духи все так же не хотели уходить из него, но потанцевать и они не против были. Но в тот день сервер упрямо не желал откликаться на призывы шамана. Повелитель огня в сердца плюнул на железяку, но тут же брезгливо вытер салфеткой. Конторское имущество все-таки…
Расстроенный он вызвал техников и, капризно сказал в телефон:
- Не хочет! Отказывается! Вас ламерами и дармоедами обзывает!
Злые духи в сервере обиженно покосились на ПО, но отрицать ничего не стали. Они вообще старались больше не общаться с этим мужиком с бубном. С прошлого раза, когда их пытались ладаном обкурить, у них остались самые негативные впечатления. К техникам они и, правда, относились с пренебрежением, но старались сильно не гадить тем. Мало ли новых техников понагонят!? Пусть уж лучше эти будут. И через некоторое время, поселившиеся в нем вредители, позволяли серверу оживать.
Поддержке хватало честности разводить руками и признаваться, что шаманизм рулит, так как сами они ничего не делали.
Повелитель снов, чтобы не быть застигнутым у замочной скважины вернулся к себе в кабинет и продолжил вокальные упражнения. Но снова вошедший ПО гневно и молча посмотрел на него.
- А я чего? – удивился Сновидец. – Я ничего.
- Ты сделал, что тебе говорили? – Зло спросил Повелитель Огня.
- Неа. – Весело признался Сновидец. – Я не представляю, как можно людей заставить жрать мухоморы и пить вот это…
Он поставил перед ПО стакан с мутно зеленой жидкостью, на дне которой плавали чьи-то грязные ногти.
- Вот ты лично ЭТО пить будешь? – Спросил Повелитель снов у раздраженного ПО.
Брезгливо ПО передернул плечами.
- Это и есть «отвар из когтей ПГ»? – Удивленно спросил он у Сновидца.
- Он самый. – Кивнул тот, убирая образец в стол.
- А как тогда «отвар василиска» выглядит? – С нехорошим предчувствием спросил ПО у рекламщика.
- Не покажу. – Сказал, улыбаясь, Сновидец. – Ты всю неделю ничего есть не сможешь от одного запаха, не говоря о виде. Я вчера еще увидел. Всю ночь кошмары мучили. И конечно: «Я так решил еще с утра - сегодня точно напьюсь! Сегодня кончатся все деньги. Сегодня пиво и блюз!»
- Прекрати. – Поморщился ПО. – И чья это больная фантазия?
- Уже не важно… - Отмахнулся Сновидец. - У нас этого пойла, как и мухоморов – вагоны! Теперь только продавать надо.
- А остальное как? – качая головой, спросил ПО.
- Воду живую уже в промышленных масштабах производим. На ней, кстати, мухоморы лучше растут. Пыль мы и раньше экспортировать могли… много у нас пыли, понимаешь. Так что все тип-топ. Осталось только эти отвары населению толкнуть.
- А как вы пыль-то продавать будете? Это же все равно, что воздухом торговать. – Изумился ПО.
- Согласен, но если после этой фигни слоны, как кузнечики прыгают, то товар не застоится. И ни цвет, ни запах, ни «место сбора» не повлияет. Главное чтобы в сухомятку не ели - запоры будут… И не курили… Минздрав предупреждает типа.
В кабинет в этот момент вошли техники и смущенно доложили ПО, что все работает. Тот, забыв мгновенно о проблемах реализации новой продукции, метнулся поднимать города из пепла.
И они поднялись. Постояли немного, подумали… и снова рухнули. Ну не любила серверная нечисть Повелителя Огня. Причем давно и взаимно.
Устало тот посмотрел на стойку с сервером и даже не знал, что делать-то дальше. Как-то стало дико все равно. Ну, люди… ну, работа.
Его уже не раздражали очередные вопли за стенкой: «И наплевать, что я небрит и что в грязи мой левый шуз…» Больше того они ему уже начинали нравиться!
- Сегодня мы напьемся в совершеннейший блюз! – Заорал в ответ ПО.
- Ой, не будь я Hoochie Coochie! – обрадовано заорали ему в ответ из кабинета за стенкой причем даже не Сновидец!
- Не будь я Hoochie Cooochie Man! – слышалось этажом ниже.
- Перекати мою душу Мама! Я обессилил совсем! – Неслось к кабинету начальства.
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