Êîíêóðñû: Èòîãè êîíêóðñà îäíîñòèøèé. Ñåíòÿáðü, 2005 Äàòà: 19.09.2005 17:03 Àâòîð: íå óêàçàí, äîáàâëåíî: Èòîãè êîíêóðñà îäíîñòèøèé, ïðîâîäèìîãî Îðäåíîì Ñâåòà â ñåíòÿáðå 2005 ãîäà:
[COLOR=#FF2222]1 ìåñòî: [/COLOR]
Gorhur :
Íàéòè á òîãî, êòî âûäóìàë ðåàë! |
[COLOR=#FF2222]2 ìåñòî:[/COLOR]
Êèáåðäÿòåë :
È - íåæíûé øåïîò èç ïðèâàòà - "Ñäîõíè, ñâîëî÷ü ..." |
À òàêæå äîïîëíèòåëüíûå ïðèçû:
[COLOR=#FF2222]Çà ëó÷øåå èñòèííî æåíñêîå îäíîñòèøèå:[/COLOR]
Tiger Lilly :
Äàðüÿíà, îò ìîåé äóøè òåáÿ ñòîøíèò. |
[COLOR=#FF2222]Ñïåöèàëüíûé ïðèç[/COLOR] îò Ñâàðëèâîé êîøåëêè:
fantazer :
Ïîéìàë ñåáÿ íà ìûñëè î Êîøåëêå. |
È åùå íåñêîëüêî [COLOR=#FF2222]ïîîùðèòåëüíûõ ïðèçîâ[/COLOR] â âèäå ðàçëè÷íûõ òîíèçèðóþùèõ íàïèòêîâ:
molot_ok ,
vogt ,
Äèêèé Ðûá ,
Melamori Blimm ,
Ñòàäî Êîòîâ ,
Don Gonzales ,
Íàéòâîëüô ,
êèíî ìîðäî÷êà .
Äëÿ âàñ, óâàæàåìûå ÷èòàòåëè, ìû ïîäãîòîâèëè ñáîðíèê ëó÷øèõ îäíîñòèøèé. Íàñëàæäàòåñü.
[COLOR=Blue]Ôèëîñîôñêèå:[/COLOR]
Íàéòâîëüô :
Êòî ïðàâ... òîò òî÷íî èç òîï êëàíà...
Êàê êðåñò ìíå íà ñåáÿ íàäåòü? ß ìóñóëüìàíèí!
çäåñü ìóäðîñòü ïîêóïàåòñÿ çà äåíüãè... |
Êèáåðäÿòåë :
Ýõ, ùàñ áû ìíå îòêàòèê äíåé íà òðèñòà ... |
Ïàæ Êóáê0â :
Âåäü ÏÑÆ - ëèøü Ïîèñê Ñìûñëà Æèçíè...
Ìû òîëüêî âûøëè èç ÁÊ - ÿ óìåð, òû æå óìåðëà...
ÁÊ ëîìàåò øìîò... È æèçíè |
Gorhur :
Íàéòè á òîãî, êòî âûäóìàë ðåàë!.. |
[COLOR=Blue]×èñòî æåíñêèå:[/COLOR]
istoma :
ß âñ¸ ïðîùó! Êàê òîëüêî êóïèøü åêðû.
Òàêîé êóëàê, ÷òî õî÷åòñÿ ðàçäåòüñÿ...
 áê ÿ â òðåòüåì áðàêå. Ìóæ - â ïîñëåäíåì
ß ñòðîþ ãëàçêè. Íå çàéäåøü ïî ãîñó?
Òàðìàí? Êàê òðîãàòåëüíî!... Òîëüêî íå ðóêàìè!
Ìíå á èìèäæ â ÷åòâåðòü âñåõ ìîèõ ïðèñòðàñòèé..
Àõ, ïî÷åìó íåò ñêëîííîñòè "ê ðàçâðàòó"?
Ñåêñ, ãîâîðèøü? Ëîâè ñåìüñîò îòêðûòîê.
ïðè âçÿòèè ëåâëà:
À ãäå-òî äîìà æäåò ëþáèìûé ìóæ, âíîâü íå ïðè÷àñòíûé ê ìîåìó îðãàçìó.. |
Tiger Lilly :
 ïîñòåëè:
Îïÿòü ìû óëîæèëñÿ â òðè ìèíóòû.
Äàðüÿíà, îò ìîåé äóøè òåáÿ ñòîøíèò.
Ìîé èçóìðóäíûé, ÿ , êàæèñü, â òåáå çàñòðÿëà.
Ýìèð â ïîñòåëè ? Ãîëûé ? Íå âñòàâëÿåò. |
Ìàõàäåâà :
Êàê ìíîãî áåçèíòèìíûõ äíåé ïðîæèòî, ïîêà ÿ àï áðàëà...
 ÁÊ õàðàêòåð ñòàë ïîêðó÷å áþñòà...
 ÁÊ òàê ìíîãî ïîøëÿêîâ, ÷òî ìîæíî ïîäñêîëüçíóòüñÿ... |
[COLOR=Blue]Ïðî áîãîâ è Áîëüøîå íà÷àëüñòâî:[/COLOR]
Don Gonzales :
Ïîñëå îäíîãî î÷åíü íàøóìåâøåãî òîïèêà:
Êòî òóò áðåõàë: "Ýìãûð - íå êðåàòèâùèê"???
È Äæåòêîêîñ êîãäà-òî æèë â îáùàãå. |
Gorhur :
Óáèë â áîþ øàêàëà... îêàçàëîñü, øåôà.
 ðåàëå âçÿë ó äâîðíèêà àâòîãðàô. |
Ìàêàêà :
È ìóñîðùèêè ìîãóò áûòü áîãàìè!
À ìîæåò íàñ ñîçäàë íå Ìèðîçäàòåëü? |
àéäåð :
Íàâåðíî Ìóñîðùèê è Ìèðîçäàòåëü - áðàòüÿ |
Gunnm :
Êîêîñ ìåíÿ óñûíîâèë... æàëü, òîëüêî âèðòóàëüíî... |
Melamori Blimm :
óæ óòðî áëèçèëîñü - Ýìèð âñå íå êîí÷àëñÿ.
Òû íå Ýìèð ?? A ya hotel uj prikolotsya...
...ñëó÷àéíî ïîäîáðàë ïàðîëü ê Ýìèðó... |
êèíî ìîðäî÷êà :
Î, Ìóñîðùèê! Êàêàÿ æ Âàøà ò¸ùà? |
[COLOR=Blue]Ìåðêàíòèëüíûå è î äåíüãàõ:[/COLOR]
Øàíñèê :
Ðåàë ëèøü äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû íà åêðû çàðàáîòàòü |
Íàéòâîëüô :
×òî âûáðàòü øóáó äëÿ æåíû èëü ìå÷ ãåðîåâ? |
ÌÀÐÃÎ êîðîëåâà :
...êàêàÿ ñóììà òóò íóæíà, ÷òîá âûãëÿäåòü äîñòîéíî? |
[COLOR=#FF2222]Ëèðè÷åñêèå:[/COLOR]
Gorhur :
Êòî æ çíàë, ëþáèìàÿ, ÷òî òû â ðåàëå ñ áîðîäîþ?!
Æåíèëñÿ â Êëóáå... Ñêîðî ðàçâåäóñü â ðåàëå... |
×åðò âîëîñàòûé :
ß íå ïîéäó â ìåòðî - ìàíüÿêè òàì íå ñåêñóàëüíû |
Êèáåðäÿòåë :
È - íåæíûé øåïîò èç ïðèâàòà - "Ñäîõíè, ñâîëî÷ü ..." |
êèíî ìîðäî÷êà :
ÿ á Âàñ ëþáèë, äà âðåìÿ òàéìîì âûøëî! |
Ïàæ Êóáê0â :
Ìû ëèøü â áîþ îòäàòüñÿ ìîæåì ñòðàñòè.. Íå â ðåàëå |
molot_ok :
ÂÖ ÿ ðàñòÿíóë. Æåíà äîâîëüíà.
(ñòðàøíîé äåâóøêå ïîñâÿùàåòñÿ)
ß íå ìîãó ëþáèòü âàñ áåç îáêàñòà
Êóäà áû îò æåíû òåëåïîðòíóòüñÿ? |
fantazer :
Òåðïè ëþáèìàÿ, ÿ ñêîðî áóäó â áëîêå.
Ïîéìàë ñåáÿ íà ìûñëè î Êîøåëêå. |
stanislawuss :
Òàéì 3 ìèíóòû! Ëåæó ñ æåíîé â ïîñòåëè. Èùåì íàéìà! |
Íàéòâîëüô :
òóò òîæå êðîâü áûâàåò ïåðâîé áðà÷íîé íî÷üþ... |
[COLOR=Blue]Ñèòóàöèè:[/COLOR]
Gorhur :
È ñíîâà íî÷ü... È ñíîâà íå äîø¸ë äî ìàãàçèíà...
Õîäèë íà áîêñ. Âìåøàëñÿ çà ñîêëàíà.
Ñìåíèë ðàáîòó. Ñíîâà áóäó íüþáîì.
Æåíà ñó¸ò ðåêëàìó þâ. ñàëîíà - ëþáèìàÿ, äà òû æå ÐÂÑ!
Óæ ïîçäíî íàéìà çâàòü, ïèøèòå íåêðîëîã... |
Íàéòâîëüô :
Ðîãà ïîâåøåíû áåñ÷óâñòâåííîé àäìèí ïàíåëüþ |
Êèáåðäÿòåë :
 çîîïàðêå:
"Ñêàæè ìíå, Ëîñü, êàêîé çàêîí íàðóøèë?"
Çàøåë â ÁÊ, çàáûâ âêëþ÷èòü êîìïüþòåð ...
Çàáûë ïàðîëü??? Çâîíè ñêîðåå Äýíñó!
Ïîñëå êîíöåðòà îòå÷åñòâåííîé ïîï-ìóçûêè:
"Òàê ÷òî - è Ëàäà - Äýíñ????? Íó èçâèíèòå ..."
Èñêàë â ìåòðî õðóñòàëü. Íàøåë ïðîáëåìû.
Î òåêóùåì êîíêóðñå:
Âîò òàê åùå ñ óìà ìû íå ñõîäèëè ...
 ñóïåðìàðêåòå ó êàññû:
- À ìîæíî ýòî âñå êóïèòü ïîäàðêîì? |
Don Gonzales :
 ÁÊ è âûõîä çàïàðîëåí?
Ïåðâè÷êå ïðåäïî÷åë ôîðìàò ÿ À4.
Òîé Ýïîõàëêå Ôðàíêëèí óëûáàëñÿ... |
Êîæåìÿêà :
Óñïåë ïîñëàòü â ïðèâàò «ïðèâå»… è óìåð. |
Ñòàäî Êîòîâ :
...òàê õîõîòàë..÷òî "Ýëè" âñå óïàëè... |
[COLOR=#FF2222]Îáî âñåì: [/COLOR]
Êèáåðäÿòåë :
Íå çíàë Áðýä Ïèòò, â êàêîì èçâðàòå ñíÿëñÿ.
Íàñ çíàõàðü áåñïðèñòðàñòíîñòè íàó÷èò.
Íà îäíîñòèøüÿ á íå ñëîâèòü ïðèñòðàñòèé ... |
×åðò âîëîñàòûé :
Ôñåõ íà êîë. Ôîðóì - ô òîïêó. Àôôòàð âûïåé éàäó. |
Èâàøêî :
Íàïàë íà Áîãà -- ïðîèãðàë ïî òàéìó. |
cliegg :
Ìû áëèçíåöû, íî íå îäíîàéïèéöû! |
Ãåíåðàëû÷ :
Áîÿì îïÿòü ïðèøåë Refresh... |
Êîæåìÿêà :
ß ñ÷àñòëèâ òåì, ÷òî, ê ñîæàëåíèþ, íå â áëîêå... |
Force of Runes :
Ðàçâ¸ëñÿ ñíîâà...Ñíîâà íåóäà÷íî... |
Ìàõàäåâà :
Ïåðåäî ìíîþ êðèòîâèê-â åãî ãëàçàõ ÷èòàåòñÿ ñåìü êëàññîâ... |
Ïàæ Êóáê0â :
ß íà ñåáå ïîñòàâëþ êðåñò - â Îðäåíå íàáîð...
ß - íåâèäèìêà... Ñòèõè ÷èòàþ â îáùèé ÷àò... |
Tiger Lilly :
Çàéäó â ÁÊ - è ñðàçó æàæäó æèçíè.
ß ïðåäëàãàþ âûïèòü éàäó çà ïîáåäó.
Êàê ÿ òåïåðü øàõòåðîâ ïîíèìàþ...
Óáèë æåíó. Ïîíðàâèëîñü. Âòÿíóëñÿ. |
Èíõðóñòàòîð :
Xòîá êîí÷èëè âû òîëüêî ïîñëå âñåõ ðåôðåøåé |
Êüÿð :
 ñòîëèöå ñíîâà áûë çàâîç. Ïðîäàì ïî ãîñó íàïàäàëêè. |
Gunnm :
ÿ ñíîâà "íüþá" â ñâîåé äåñÿòîé èíêàðíàöèè...
ÿ âûïèë "ýëèê"... ïîÿâèëñÿ èíòåëëåêò... |
LoRD oF CRAZYs :
à ìîæåò ïðîïèñàòü Refresh'y ëåâåë? |
Throony :
Òåáÿ ïîñëàòü ê òàðìàíàì èëü çàáëî÷èòü ïðîñòî? |
Jansus :
À äëÿ ìåíÿ ïðîêà÷êà äåëî ÷åñòè |
Êàìè èç ñòàëè :
Ïî÷åì òàì íûí÷å ñïðàâåäëèâîñòü? |
Gunnm :
ÿ äóìàë, ÷òî ñèëåí, íî òóò ÿ âñòðåòèë Ïóõà... |
Ãåíåðàëû÷ :
Îïÿòü àäìèíàì âñ¸ íåéìåòñÿ...
Íó ãäå åù¸ óâèäèøü ãîëûõ â áîêñå? |
ïîëóíî÷ú :
À èíòåðåñíî, Òàéñîí - óâîðîò÷èê? |
Melamori Blimm :
êàêàÿ áëàãîäàòü - îáìîäåðåííûé ôîðóì.
íà ôîðóìå â Áîáðóéñê ïîñëàëè. ß ñõîäèëà...
î, áåäíûå ìîè ìóëüòû ! à ÿ - ïðè áàáêàõ.
Áê è ñàäîìàçîõèçì... À âåäü ïîõîæå! |
Fille :
Õîòåë á ÿ àðòû çàèìåòü, ïîêà æå âñå íàîáîðîò... |
cads :
Óäàðû â ïàõ ðåøåíèé íå ìåíÿþò.
À ñàìûé ñèëüíûé ìàã - ýëåêòðèê ÆÝÊà. |
molot_ok :
Óáèéöà ìóõè - êðèòîâèê ñ ãàçåòîé.
Âàìïèðû ñúåëè ïà÷êó ôóìèòîêñà
ÂÖ íå îòðûâàòü, æåíà ðóãàåò!
Ïî òàéìó òðàâìó ïîëó÷èë â ðåàëå
Ïîéäåì, ÿ ïîêàæó òåáå ñâîé ñóñåë.
Çàë Òüìû â ìîåì ïîäúåçäå. Íåòó ëàìïû.
Ñòó÷àë â ïðèâàò. Ïðîòèâíèê óâåðíóëñÿ |
MikeRamz :
èç âñåõ ñòðàíèö áû ýòèõ ïàïèðîñêó ñìà÷íóþ ñêðóòèòü... |
êèíî ìîðäî÷êà :
Áîæåñòâåííûé ÂÖ -òû ÷òî òàêîå? |
Ñàõèõ :
Êîìàð ãîðäèëñÿ çâàíèåì âàìïèðà. |
Gunnm :
ß ñòàë ïîñëåäíåé æåðòâîé äåôèöèòà...
Çà÷åì ìíå Âàø ïàðîëü? Ðàñêðîéòå ëó÷øå äóøó... |
zizi :
Îí âûñîêî âçëåòåë, íî íèçêî ïàë..ïî òàéìó. |
Íàéòâîëüô :
×òî â ÐÂÑ òåáå ìîåì èñêàòü? Îñòàâü ïàðîëü è ìîæåøü óïîëçàòü..
ß óêóñèë Âàñ íåõîòÿ.. Òàê ïîëó÷èëîñü.
Æåíèñü íà ìíå ÿ áðîøó ìóëüòîâîäèòü.
Òàðìàíîì çäîðîâî, íî òÿíåò â ïàëàäèíû. |
fantazer :
Çà÷åì ïåð÷àòêè ìíå ÂÖ è òàê îòêóñÿò... |
stanislawuss :
ß íå àíòèñèìèò! Íî êàê äîñòàëè íþáû!!!!
Õðåíîâî âûãëÿäèøü. Òåáÿ îïÿòü óáèëè?
ß ñòàë áû àðòîì, äàæå ÷óòü äåøåâëå!
Êàê õî÷åòñÿ ñòàòü àðòîì. Õîòÿ áû â ÷üèõ-íèáóäü íåîïûòíûõ ðóêàõ
Â÷åðà áûë â íàéìå.  áóäóàðå. Ïîäðîáíîñòè - â ïðèâàò |
Äîí Ðóìàòà :
ß äóìàë â êëóá ïîïàë, à ìíå ëèöî íàáèëè..
 ÁÊ áåñïëàòíî ìîæíî òîëüêî â «õàîñ»...
Íàåëñÿ ÷åñíîêà, íî âñïîìíèë, ÷òî âàìïèð... êîãäà ñòîøíèëî...
Ëèöî áîéöà óâÿëî âìåñòå ñ ¸ëêîé...
Âîçüìó â àðåíäó çâàíüå ïàëëàäèíà..
Òåïåðü àõëèìèê ÿ!... È òóò ïðîñíóëñÿ...
×åì ôóëë äîðîæå, òåì áîåö... õðàáðåå...
Áèë ñèëüíî, ñîêðóøèòåëüíî, íî ìèìî...
Êòî õî÷åò ìàãîì ñòàòü? Äàì àäðåñ Êîïåðôèëäà..
È õðàáðî â áîé ïîø¸ë, ïðèõë¸áûâàÿ êîôå.. |
Äèêèé Ðûá :
È êàæäûé áîé ÿ óìèðàë. Íà ïîë÷àñà...
Ðóãàë ñåáÿ îí ïîä ïåðåâîïëîòîì.
Ïðè÷èíà áëîêà:
çà ÄÂÏ. Äàë Âçÿòêó Ïàëàäèíó... |
Mitja :
Ëþáèìàÿ, à ìîæåò ïîñëå áîÿ?
(ôëóäåðñêîå)
êàê áóäåò ïî-àëáàíñêè "íå îñèëèë"?
(î ñàìèçíàåòåêîì)
êåì "ðàçëîãèíèòüñÿ"? òû íèê ñêàæè êîíêðåòíî.
ñäàë âñåõ ìóëüòîâ - òðè ìåãàáàéòà â rar'å
ÖÏ - íå äëÿ çàäóì÷èâûõ, îäíàêî... |
[COLOR=Blue]ÁÊ-ìàíèÿ:[/COLOR]
Ìàêàêà
Âëþáëåí â ÁÊ? Òåïåðü ïîïðîáóé â äàìó... |
Don Kortes :
Çâîíèòå, âñ¸ ðàâíî â ðåàëå ìåíÿ íåò... |
Ñòàäî Êîòîâ :
À, â "Äóðêå"..âåäü òîðãîâîãî òî íåòó |
[COLOR=Blue]Áê è æèçíü:[/COLOR]
Rizhiy99 :
Ïîðîé òàê ñèëüíî íå õâàòàåò çàêëÿòèÿ ìîë÷àíüÿ íà ðàáîòå |
Don Gonzales :
"Ñâèíüÿ! Îïÿòü íàïèëñÿ äî ïðèñòðàñòüÿ!".
Àõ... Çëûå ÿçûêè ñòðàøíåå îïðàâäàõè.
Íó, âîò è òðàâìà. Âðåìÿ âûïèòü âîäêè.
 ìîåé êîëÿñêå âèíîâàò ×óáàéñ! |
Ìàêàêà :
Ïîïîëíè ñ÷åò â ÁÊ! Íå âûïåé âîäêè!
Ïðîäàë áûêà, êóïèë êîëüå â ÁÊ… |
Íàéòâîëüô :
Íó ãäå åù¸ ñàæàåò çíàõàðü â èíâàëèäíîñòü?
Ìîé äðóã êà÷îê, óâèäåë êàê êà÷àþñü ÿ... |
Gorhur :
Äà... à â ðåàëå ñåé áóêåò íå òàê óæ ñòðàøåí...
Ïîë-æèçíè çà àäìèíïàíåëü â ðåàëå!
Íó õîòü â ÁÊ ñúåì ïàðó áóòåðáðîäîâ. |
Tiger Lilly :
Ìíå ñíèòñÿ ñîí - çåëåíûå ãëàçà, ëàäîøêè, óøè... |
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