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Идет тысяча восьмисотый день нашего бк-шоу. Вчера, наш проект покинул провокатор и скандалист Джов. Подкупить его не удалось, поэтому пришлось всё-таки выгнать. Сегодня нас ждёт развязка конфликта старого и нового БК. Выдержат ли наши «старички» нападки «новеньких» участников? Чью сторону примут ведущие? Всё это вы узнаете сразу после рекламы.

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- Добрый день, меня зовут Маша, а это мой муж, Лёша.
- Лёша, расскажи ещё раз нашим зрителям, что ты знаешь о приготовлении эликсиров.
- Берёшь деньги, переводишь их на счёт алхимика, и эликсир готов.
- Правильно, между прочим, мой муж уже двадцать первый уровень.

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- Старые говорят, что их панель круче, новые утверждают, что панель старых уже давно полный отстой, но только Мусор и Мироздатель, знают как успокоить и тех и других.

Мироздатель :
- И так, Олег, что ты скажешь в своё оправдание? Ты же давал клятву на прошлом лобном, что НИКОГДА больше не будешь нормально работать. Что это за порывы энтузиазма? Тебе, что больше всех надо было? Зачем ты к законным мультам императора полез?
- Я, эммм, простите, привычка, не удержался….

Мусорщик доставая дубинку и обращаясь к Мироздателю:
- Можно уже? А...

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- Подожди. Подожди. Надо же дать человеку высказаться на последок. Может вдруг, кто-то захочет встать на его защиту, А??? Я вас всех спрашиваю, есть желающие вякнуть? Ты чего тут встал? По рогам настучать, как нет рогов, сейчас исправим. Всё? Все высказались? Ну, вот и молодцы, 300 Опыта вам на выходные, а если бы не этот рогатый, то и все пятьсот бы получили.

Раздаются радостные и восторженные крики:
- Ура! Даёшь экспу! Админы супер!

Мусорщик:
- А сейчас можно? И вообще что ты с ним возишься, я с целыми кланами стока не вожусь, сколько ты с этим выпендрёжником. Не удержался он… Мои вон, сидят, тише воды ниже травы, ни одного не видать, пока не позову.

Мироздатель:
- Так им по статусу положено на цп балду пинать, темные же. Ну ладно, ладно, не дуйся, теперь можно. А пока Мусорщик будет разбираться с Олегом, что мы все скажем? Правильно. Справделивости в БК нет!

Издалека раздаётся слабый крик:
- И всё таки он мультовод!
- Аха, и ВОВ существует… Молчи уж и наслаждайся.

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