paladiny.ru
Регистрация
Забыли пароль?

запомнить
Новости | Структура Ордена | Устав Ордена | Перекрестки миров | Форум | Фотогалерея БК  |  Dwar  |  Magic  |  RIOT   






Примерочная
Монитор БС
Всё о подземельях







Развлечения: ВЦ-шоу Форумы БК:

ГрафоманЪ | Поэзия | Юмор | Интервью | Мнение | Статьи | Мультфильмы | ВЦ-шоу | Конкурсы | MusicBox | Рукописи

ВЦ-шоу: БК 5
Дата: 12.10.2007 10:51
Автор: , добавлено:

БК 5

Идет тысяча восьмисотый день нашего бк-шоу. Вчера, наш проект покинул провокатор и скандалист Джов. Подкупить его не удалось, поэтому пришлось всё-таки выгнать. Сегодня нас ждёт развязка конфликта старого и нового БК. Выдержат ли наши «старички» нападки «новеньких» участников? Чью сторону примут ведущие? Всё это вы узнаете сразу после рекламы.

Почувствуй нашу дубинку радости...

- Добрый день, меня зовут Маша, а это мой муж, Лёша.
- Лёша, расскажи ещё раз нашим зрителям, что ты знаешь о приготовлении эликсиров.
- Берёшь деньги, переводишь их на счёт алхимика, и эликсир готов.
- Правильно, между прочим, мой муж уже двадцать первый уровень.

Почувствуй нашу дубинку радости...

- Старые говорят, что их панель круче, новые утверждают, что панель старых уже давно полный отстой, но только Мусор и Мироздатель, знают как успокоить и тех и других.

Мироздатель :
- И так, Олег, что ты скажешь в своё оправдание? Ты же давал клятву на прошлом лобном, что НИКОГДА больше не будешь нормально работать. Что это за порывы энтузиазма? Тебе, что больше всех надо было? Зачем ты к законным мультам императора полез?
- Я, эммм, простите, привычка, не удержался….

Мусорщик доставая дубинку и обращаясь к Мироздателю:
- Можно уже? А...

Мироздатель:
- Подожди. Подожди. Надо же дать человеку высказаться на последок. Может вдруг, кто-то захочет встать на его защиту, А??? Я вас всех спрашиваю, есть желающие вякнуть? Ты чего тут встал? По рогам настучать, как нет рогов, сейчас исправим. Всё? Все высказались? Ну, вот и молодцы, 300 Опыта вам на выходные, а если бы не этот рогатый, то и все пятьсот бы получили.

Раздаются радостные и восторженные крики:
- Ура! Даёшь экспу! Админы супер!

Мусорщик:
- А сейчас можно? И вообще что ты с ним возишься, я с целыми кланами стока не вожусь, сколько ты с этим выпендрёжником. Не удержался он… Мои вон, сидят, тише воды ниже травы, ни одного не видать, пока не позову.

Мироздатель:
- Так им по статусу положено на цп балду пинать, темные же. Ну ладно, ладно, не дуйся, теперь можно. А пока Мусорщик будет разбираться с Олегом, что мы все скажем? Правильно. Справделивости в БК нет!

Издалека раздаётся слабый крик:
- И всё таки он мультовод!
- Аха, и ВОВ существует… Молчи уж и наслаждайся.

Почувствуй нашу Дубинку радости…
КОММЕНТАРИИ:
Страницы:  «««    151 | 152 | 153 | 154 | 155 | 156 | 157 | 158 | 159 | 160 | 161 | 162 | 163 | 164 | 165 | 166 | 167 | 168 | 169 | 170 | 171 | 172 | 173 | 174 | 175    »»»

  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 19:55

Which year are you in? http://www.townofcaroline.org/caverta-50-review/ caverta 50 mg efectos secundarios The sun was beginning to set as they arrived in the centre of Paris and Froome made sure his trusty wingman Richie Porte led the Sky train over the finish line of the Champs-Elysees on the first of 10 circuits.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 19:55

We went to university together http://www.marcovernaschi.com/buy-priligy-online-in-india/ priligy 30 mg funziona Critics contend Zimmerman wrongly suspected 17-year-old Martin of being a criminal because he was black, making it a civil rights issue. Rallies were planned for New York, San Diego, Sacramento and elsewhere on Sunday.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 19:56

What company are you calling from? http://landofthewaterfalls.com/femalefil-prix.pdf femalefil efectos "There is no way Mr. Corzine could have been "stunned" to learn of hundreds of millions of dollars of missing client funds," they said in the letter to U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder that was dated August 1.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 19:56

Nice to meet you http://www.indiamanufacturingshow.com/dapoxetine-tablets-uk.pdf priligy dapoxetine in india In a recent interview with The Associated Press, the 30-year-old Rimes said she and Cibrian were interested in doing “a show based in reality. ... A scripted show based around our lives.” She said they had been approached numerous times to do an actual reality series, but “that kind of typical model doesn’t work for us.”



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 19:56

Who's calling? http://www.adrenalicia.com/?dapoxetine-purchase-online dapoxetine buy usa "A default would be unprecedented and has the potential tobe catastrophic: credit markets could freeze, the value of thedollar could plummet, U.S. interest rates could skyrocket," theTreasury Department said.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 19:56

I'm a trainee http://www.indiamanufacturingshow.com/dapoxetine-tablets-uk.pdf dapoxetine 90 mg review After spiking to over 8 percent due to the political turmoil, Portugal's benchmark 10-year bond yields have rolled back and were nearing the end of July at 6.4 percent, around the level where they started.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

The line's engaged <a href=" http://www.ccborobia.com/cont.php?pag=giochi-flash-slot-machines ">how do washington state slot machines work</a> This is the best weather I&#8217;ve ever seen here in Cuernavaca. Light rain on and off during the day. Rain all night. Rain when waking up at 08:00. No thunderstorms. Everything bright green. All this at 22 degrees Celsius. Absolutely bliss. I go out walking. It&#8217;s paradise.
<a href=" http://www.intwinedbows.com/download-kitty-glitter-slots.pdf ">borderlands 2 slot machine mod xbox</a> The Luxembourg-based EU Court of Justice (ECJ) said in a ruling on Tuesday that Germany had complied with a 2007 court ruling ordering it to water down a 1960 law that gave Lower Saxony a de facto golden share in Europe's biggest carmaker.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

Where are you calling from? <a href=" http://www.wetyourpantsfilmfest.org/essays-papers.pdf ">dissertation writing definition</a> "We continue to keep those affected by these events in our thoughts and prayers," Lannon said. "And we continue to pray for all of the special task force members still executing search warrants throughout the country."
<a href=" http://www.intwinedbows.com/trademark-poker-slot-machine.pdf ">slot machine cherry bar</a> The Australian dollar, which is seen as a proxy of Chinesegrowth because of the countries' strong trade links, pulled awayfrom a three-year trough of $0.8910 hit in early deals. Thecurrency was last at $0.8971, up 0.3 percent on the day.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

Excellent work, Nice Design <a href=" http://www.digarec.de/von-zuhause-arbeiten/ ">noch heute geld verdienen</a> The crash landing of the Boeing 777 also killed two other Chinese girls from the school group and injured more than 180 people. Ye Mengyuan and Wang Linjia, the two teenagers who died on Saturday, were sitting in the back of the plane, which hit the seawall and suffered the most damage.
<a href=" http://michigansportscenter.com/slot-machine-license-uk.pdf ">jocuri slot zeus</a> A woman who was one of two teenage participants in a killing spree that left 11 people dead 55 years ago and became the basis of the movie "Badlands" starring Sissy Spacek and Martin Sheen has been critically injured in a crash, western Michigan authorities said Tuesday.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

A book of First Class stamps <a href=" http://www.digarec.de/von-zuhause-arbeiten/ ">geld online gewinnen</a> Puerto Rico bond prices have been in a free fall amidrenewed fears about the island's chronic deficits, free spendingand high unemployment. The S&P Municipal Bond Puerto Rico Indexis down 19 percent in 2013. The index is badly underperformingthe S&P National AMT-Free Municipal Bond Index, which is downonly 3.6 percent this year.
<a href=" http://www.jugarcasinoonline.co/casino-slot-machine-types/ ">free slot games aladdin</a> These meetings — in which many homeowners and banks hash out their differences, refinance a mortgage and keep the family in their homes — are a critical turning point for many foreclosure victims.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

Very funny pictures <a href=" http://www.wetyourpantsfilmfest.org/essays-papers.pdf ">essays papers</a> Missing a guard of Nedovic's skill had been one of the glaring chinks in Serbia's armor in the last few years and few pundits expected the fairly anonymous youngster to come through the ranks so quickly when coach Dusan Ivkovic picked him last year.
<a href=" http://michigansportscenter.com/slot-machine-license-uk.pdf ">trucchi slot machine hollywood</a> In Washington, Infosys, the giant Bangalore,India,-based technology company, is the system integrator - thecontractor that takes software from sub-contractors like Curamand puts it all together. The fact that Curam's calculationsoftware is working on other exchanges suggests the glitch may lie in its integration with the D.C. exchange's other IT.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

Do you play any instruments? <a href=" http://www.intwinedbows.com/codici-lost-planet-2-slot-machine-ps3.pdf#anguish ">slotomania coins hack without survey</a> 'Grey's Anatomy' star Eric Dane has checked into a Los Angeles rehab clinic to battle an addiction to pain killers. The actor voluntarily checked himself into the treatment facility 'to help him get off of pain medication that he was prescribed for a sports injury that he suffered over the recent hiatus,' his rep tells the Daily News. 'He reports back to work next week. Business as usual,' the rep added. The news comes less than two weeks after Dane, 38, and wife Rebecca Gayheart, 39, announced they were expecting their second child. The two are already parents to 16-month-old daughter Billie.
<a href=" http://parametricmodel.com/free-casino-slots-games-no-download-video/#campaign ">casino games slots free fun</a> &#8220;There are no white Democrats in the U.S. House from the other Deep South states of Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and South Carolina as white voters in the region have increasingly switched to the Republican Party.&#8221;



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

I've come to collect a parcel <a href=" http://www.graphicdetail.co.nz/?page_id=trucchi-slot-machine-capitan-kidd#engineer ">swingin bells slot machines</a> Wang, known as "Little Sweetie", was one of Asia's wealthiest women, with a business empire including the Chinachem Group, Hong Kong's largest private property developer. She died of cancer in 2007, aged 69.
<a href=" http://www.ucheducationcentre.org/treasure-room-slots/#crouch ">free slots treasure room</a> The &#8220;Red Lines&#8221; drawn by the US and its allies concerning the use of chemical weapons seems to be applicable only to the use of such weapons by the Syrian government, to the extent that it required the Syrian representative at the UN to request the inspection.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

I'm from England <a href=" http://www.graphicdetail.co.nz/?page_id=trucchi-slot-machine-capitan-kidd#allowance ">trucchi slot machine treasure island</a> Atlantis followed sister ships Discovery and Endeavour into retirement. They, along with the prototype Enterprise, which was used for atmospheric testing before the shuttle's 1981 debut, now draw huge crowds to their respective museums.
<a href=" http://modernhomeauction.com/hellraiser-slot-machine/#brush ">tomba slot machine</a> It should also be pointed out that women can play as visitors and are allowed inside the clubhouse. Yet, disgracefully, there still is not one female member and thus, unlike at Augusta this year when Condoleezza Rice and Darla Moore stood proudly in green jackets, &ldquo;the women issue&rdquo; will take the centre of a very rowdy stage.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

Could I have an application form? <a href=" http://www.intwinedbows.com/codici-lost-planet-2-slot-machine-ps3.pdf#stories ">spartacus legends ludus slots</a> Dante described Treviso as &ldquo;the place where the Sile and the Cagnan go hand in hand&rdquo; &ndash; not one of his most compelling phrases, perhaps, but accurately observed: the two rivers come together to circle the town, their waters running side by side. Stand on the serene bank of the Riviera Garibaldi and you see the two streams not yet commingled: the Sile sleek and calm, alongside the Cagnan&rsquo;s more turbulent flow.
<a href=" http://www.commonstudio.pl/pozabankowa-pozyczka-na-dowod.html#perry ">polbank lokaty online</a> "I'm an African-American. President Washington had a complicated relationship with things like slavery, and having his name chips away at my identity. I'm patriotic, but you have to deal with the facts," he said.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:05

I'd like to tell you about a change of address <a href=" http://parametricmodel.com/free-casino-slots-games-no-download-video/#bottles ">igt casino slot games for pc</a> Until now, only a few studies have looked at the potential link between stroke and PTSD, so US scientists decided to investigate this further. They analysed the results of nine studies involving over 1,100 survivors of stroke and transient ischaemic attacks (TIA), which are commonly known as &lsquo;mini-strokes'. While mini-strokes do not usually cause any permanent damage, they are a warning sign that a person may be at risk of a major stroke.
<a href=" http://www.ucheducationcentre.org/treasure-room-slots/#church ">free slots treasure room</a> They noted that short sleep duration has been linked previously with a higher incidence of health problems such as overweight, obesity, high blood pressure and high cholesterol levels. As a result, these findings are &lsquo;consistent with the hypothesis that short sleep duration is directly associated with cardiovascular disease risk'.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:08

A few months <a href=" http://www.armanios.co.uk/nuove-slot-machine-da-giocare-gratis ">double happiness slot machine</a> Ben Bernanke, chairman of the Federal Reserve, listens to a presentation during the ''Community Banking in 21st Century'' conference at the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis in St. Louis, Missouri, October 2, 2013.
<a href=" http://www.ccborobia.com/cont.php?pag=online-slot-machine-games-for-linux ">golden bell 7 slot machine</a> Copyright В© 2013 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained in the AP News report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:08

I'm interested in <a href=" http://www.armanios.co.uk/nuove-slot-machine-da-giocare-gratis ">slot machine gratis egitto</a> The federal exchanges, for instance, require users to create accounts before they can browse for insurance plans, adding to website volume. Most e-commerce sites, and several state-run health insurance marketplaces, allow consumers to window shop without an account. An HHS spokeswoman said the agency required consumer accounts so people would know whether they were eligible for subsidies before shopping.
<a href=" http://www.armanios.co.uk/silver-city-casino-colorado ">keno slot machine tips</a> "Blu-Ray is a copy-protected format," said Murphy. "If someone has spent £15 on a product, he should have the right to put it on their iPod and listen to it when he&#039;s doing his fitness programme."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:08

I've got a part-time job <a href=" http://www.armanios.co.uk/nuove-slot-machine-da-giocare-gratis ">slot alice wonderland</a> In addition, most American breeds in the study had a lot in common with present-day dogs from East Asia, he says. This genetic similarity is because the indigenous American breeds descended from the first dogs that traveled from Asia to the Americas.
<a href=" http://www.intwinedbows.com/can-18-year-olds-play-slot-machines.pdf ">flex slot machine source code</a> Paul Rochester still has the New York Jets helmet he wore during Super Bowl III. It sits atop a shelf in his office with a dent, the size of a child's fist, just above where his right frontal lobe would once have been protected. The battered helmet signifies physicality. Inside it, Rochester stores emotional keepsakes: more than 50 pieces of paper explain the lives of individuals, now passed, that scarred Rochester during his lifetime. This damage may have been mental or physical; from friend or foe.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:08

very best job <a href=" http://www.armanios.co.uk/nuove-slot-machine-da-giocare-gratis ">aztec temple casino</a> The pebble, which the team has named "Hypatia" in honor of the ancient female mathematician, astronomer and philosopher Hypatia of Alexandria, is also studded with diamonds, which makes sense considering its cometary origin, researchers said.
<a href=" http://www.ccborobia.com/cont.php?pag=online-slot-machine-games-for-linux ">7.2 million dollar slot machine winner</a> Mr Constable added: "Having owned Little Chef for a long time, it feels like we are selling part of ourselves. But we take comfort from the fact that the new owners will take the brand to the next stage."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:08

The United States <a href=" http://www.armanios.co.uk/nuove-slot-machine-da-giocare-gratis ">day of the dead slot machine bonus</a> Being in Howden, East Yorkshire, where Press Association is based, has been informative and enjoyable. The course is fast-paced and exhaustive. It feels like I'm doing the majority of the Masters in less than 2 months but with even more focus on how to write properly and the cliches to avoid!
<a href=" http://www.iniomusic.com/plagiarism-papers.pdf ">college essay harvard</a> NEW YORK, Aug 20 (Reuters) - U.S. bond yields retreated fromtwo-year highs on Tuesday on revived safe-haven bids as priceson most world stock exchanges fell to the lowest level in over amonth on concerns that less U.S. monetary stimulus will hamperglobal growth.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:18

I love the theatre <a href=" https://www.ijmuk.org/freedompartner ">option defense how long vigora works ferocious pair</a> The survey, carried out using Facebook, found 62 per cent of married women in their twenties took on their spouse&rsquo;s surname, compared with 74 per cent in their thirties and 88 per cent in their sixties.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:35

I have my own business <a href=" http://ferso.org/king-of-cards-slot/#strawberry ">free casino game king of cards</a> @Felix, you are blind if you think the stock market will help (or perhaps you don&#8217;t spend enough time looking at corporate reports). In the present economic and market environment, companies are penalized for investing and rewarded for cost-cutting. How do you think we got into this situation in the first place?
<a href=" http://www.highlineathleticclub.com/free-aztec-temple-slot-games/#trim ">genting slots machine</a> The trainees were also asked whether a woman should be allowed to have an abortion in cases "where a continuation of the pregnancy may adversely affect the woman's health". At least two in three (67%) agreed with this.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:35

I've just started at <a href=" http://www.ucheducationcentre.org/lucky-ladys-charm-slot-machine/#center ">casino slot machines lucky lady's charm</a> Marion Bartoli won her first major title Saturday, defeating Sabine Lisicki 6-1, 6-4 in the Wimbledon final. Bartoli won six straight games to take the first set and five in a row to seize control in...
<a href=" http://www.jugarcasinoonline.co/aztec-gold-casino-technology/#towards ">slot machine paperweight</a> What this suggests is that some time will pass before the inspectors can pack their bags, and more will be spent parsing their various reports and preparing the diverse interpretations needed to minimize the role of the armed groups, and possibly redirect it, as happened before, against the Syrian government.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:35

We went to university together <a href=" http://modernhomeauction.com/do-slot-machine-jammers-really-work/#blinked ">slot machine theory</a> Since last year, when a retail cap of 51 percent was put onoverseas ownership, no foreign supermarket has committed toIndia. Foreign retailers complain that some rules, such as onsourcing food and consumer goods, are too stringent.
<a href=" http://www.ucheducationcentre.org/lucky-ladys-charm-slot-machine/#window ">free slot lucky ladys charm sky vegas</a> Lithuania has embraced market reform since independence. In the run-up to and period following EU entry the republic saw very strong economic growth. It applied to join the eurozone from January 2007 but was rejected because the inflation rate was too high.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:35

A pension scheme <a href=" http://modtriangle.com/cv-writing-service-us/#draught ">help research paper</a> Five other defendants successfully sought plea bargains, and their hearing will be held in Grosseto on July 20. Their sentences are expected to be far milder than the 20 years in prison Schettino might face if convicted.
<a href=" http://www.highlineathleticclub.com/free-aztec-temple-slot-games/#advancing ">video slot machine for sale</a> "I don't think anybody's expecting Beijing to loosen(policy), the key here is more efficient credit allocation andfor that reason, people will be watching out for the moneysupply and loan growth data this time round," said Kelvin Wong,Julius Baer's China-Hong Kong equity analyst.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:35

Do you need a work permit? <a href=" http://www.jugarcasinoonline.co/aztec-gold-casino-technology/#ran ">pandemonium free slots</a> Pressed about the transaction when he ran again four years later, Spitzer stuck to the falsehood until admitting he had lied “because there were some personal financial relationships that I don’t like to get into.”
<a href=" http://www.ucheducationcentre.org/lucky-ladys-charm-slot-machine/#response ">lucky lady's charm slots free download</a> "The main concern is that the short-term credit crunch is going to result in a dram slowdown in China's economic growth, which will be bad for the global recovery, which will be bad for the U.S.," explains Nicholas Lardy, senior fellow at the Peterson Institute for International Economics and an author of several books on China's economy.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:46

I sing in a choir <a href=" https://ummgc.org/tadalista-daily ">tadalista paypal</a> Vice Foreign Minister Liu Zhenmin lodged "solemn representations" in his meeting Thursday with Ambassador Masato Kitera and expressed "strong protest and severe condemnation," the ministry said in a statement posted to its website.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:46

How many more years do you have to go? <a href=" http://www.fabulousfordsforever.org/index.php/donde-comprar-femigra-en-mexico ">femigra mercadolibre</a> Mundy filled that role for three games last season in Pittsburgh, en route to a career-high 39 tackles. He has never filled a full-time starting gig, though, so he may have his hands full in an NFC East division loaded with offensive talent.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 11.05.2015 20:46

I'm retired <a href=" http://anestasiavodka.com/blog/buy-super-lara/ ">super lara 100 viagra</a> A country of fertile plains, high mountains and deserts, it is home to diverse ethnic and religious groups, including Kurds, Armenians, Assyrians, Christians, Druze, Alawite Shia and Arab Sunnis, the last of who make up a majority of the Muslim population.



Страницы:  «««    151 | 152 | 153 | 154 | 155 | 156 | 157 | 158 | 159 | 160 | 161 | 162 | 163 | 164 | 165 | 166 | 167 | 168 | 169 | 170 | 171 | 172 | 173 | 174 | 175    »»»
Писать от имени: Гость
Склонность: Нейтрал Хаос Истинный Хаос Истинный Хаос Тёмный   Гвардия Мироздателя Гвардия Мусорщика   Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный   Белое братство Паладин поднебесья Таможенный паладин Паладин солнечной улыбки Паладин инквизитор Паладин огненной зари Паладин хранитель знаний Паладин неба Старший паладин неба Старший паладин неба Верховный паладин
  Паладин поднебесья Таможенный паладин Паладин солнечной улыбки Паладин инквизитор Паладин огненной зари Паладин хранитель знаний Паладин неба Старший паладин неба Старший паладин неба Верховный паладин
Текст: Жирный Наклон Подчёркнутый Цитата
Смайлы: БКашные | Палсайта | Дополнительно  :wink:




(C) Орден света, 2004