paladiny.ru
Регистрация
Забыли пароль?

запомнить
Новости | Структура Ордена | Устав Ордена | Перекрестки миров | Форум | Фотогалерея БК  |  Dwar  |  Magic  |  RIOT   






Примерочная
Монитор БС
Всё о подземельях







Развлечения: ВЦ-шоу Форумы БК:

ГрафоманЪ | Поэзия | Юмор | Интервью | Мнение | Статьи | Мультфильмы | ВЦ-шоу | Конкурсы | MusicBox | Рукописи

ВЦ-шоу: БК 5
Дата: 12.10.2007 10:51
Автор: , добавлено:

БК 5

Идет тысяча восьмисотый день нашего бк-шоу. Вчера, наш проект покинул провокатор и скандалист Джов. Подкупить его не удалось, поэтому пришлось всё-таки выгнать. Сегодня нас ждёт развязка конфликта старого и нового БК. Выдержат ли наши «старички» нападки «новеньких» участников? Чью сторону примут ведущие? Всё это вы узнаете сразу после рекламы.

Почувствуй нашу дубинку радости...

- Добрый день, меня зовут Маша, а это мой муж, Лёша.
- Лёша, расскажи ещё раз нашим зрителям, что ты знаешь о приготовлении эликсиров.
- Берёшь деньги, переводишь их на счёт алхимика, и эликсир готов.
- Правильно, между прочим, мой муж уже двадцать первый уровень.

Почувствуй нашу дубинку радости...

- Старые говорят, что их панель круче, новые утверждают, что панель старых уже давно полный отстой, но только Мусор и Мироздатель, знают как успокоить и тех и других.

Мироздатель :
- И так, Олег, что ты скажешь в своё оправдание? Ты же давал клятву на прошлом лобном, что НИКОГДА больше не будешь нормально работать. Что это за порывы энтузиазма? Тебе, что больше всех надо было? Зачем ты к законным мультам императора полез?
- Я, эммм, простите, привычка, не удержался….

Мусорщик доставая дубинку и обращаясь к Мироздателю:
- Можно уже? А...

Мироздатель:
- Подожди. Подожди. Надо же дать человеку высказаться на последок. Может вдруг, кто-то захочет встать на его защиту, А??? Я вас всех спрашиваю, есть желающие вякнуть? Ты чего тут встал? По рогам настучать, как нет рогов, сейчас исправим. Всё? Все высказались? Ну, вот и молодцы, 300 Опыта вам на выходные, а если бы не этот рогатый, то и все пятьсот бы получили.

Раздаются радостные и восторженные крики:
- Ура! Даёшь экспу! Админы супер!

Мусорщик:
- А сейчас можно? И вообще что ты с ним возишься, я с целыми кланами стока не вожусь, сколько ты с этим выпендрёжником. Не удержался он… Мои вон, сидят, тише воды ниже травы, ни одного не видать, пока не позову.

Мироздатель:
- Так им по статусу положено на цп балду пинать, темные же. Ну ладно, ладно, не дуйся, теперь можно. А пока Мусорщик будет разбираться с Олегом, что мы все скажем? Правильно. Справделивости в БК нет!

Издалека раздаётся слабый крик:
- И всё таки он мультовод!
- Аха, и ВОВ существует… Молчи уж и наслаждайся.

Почувствуй нашу Дубинку радости…
КОММЕНТАРИИ:
Страницы:  «««    101 | 102 | 103 | 104 | 105 | 106 | 107 | 108 | 109 | 110 | 111 | 112 | 113 | 114 | 115 | 116 | 117 | 118 | 119 | 120 | 121 | 122 | 123 | 124 | 125    »»»

  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

I'm on business <a href=" http://www.elsiemagazine.com/vigora-price-in-mumbai.pdf ">how to use vigora 50 mg</a> The Army Corps also found an air flow problem with the generators that they are working to fix, Cordell said. The agency is working to complete its final inspection of the center before handing it over, she said.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

I'm on a course at the moment <a href=" http://www.fabulousfordsforever.org/index.php/vega-tablets-used-in-urdu ">vega 100mg asia</a> Budget fights hold plenty of political dangers for bothObama and House Republicans. Boehner on the call reminded Housemembers of the damage their party suffered when the governmentshut down in 1995-1996.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

When do you want me to start? <a href=" http://uberdorkdesigns.com/pro-agra-erfahrungen.pdf#guffaw ">pro agra oral jelly einnahme</a> Ye, 16, had an easy smile, was an active member of the student council and had a passion for biology, the Beijing News reported. "Responsible, attentive, pretty, intelligent," were the words written about her on a recent school report, it said.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

I've been cut off <a href=" http://rentamom.com/poxet-60-opinie/ ">poxet 60 review</a> The Missouri football team has several targets for quarterback James Franklin, but none are bigger than 6-foot-5, 225-pound sophomore Dorial Green-Beckham and 6-5, 220-pound senior Marcus Lucas. Both topped 100 yards receiving Saturday in a 45-28 win at Indiana. &#x201C;It&#x2019;s fade city,&#x201D; MU cornerback Randy Ponder said. &#x201C;You throw a jump ball up and they&#x2019;re going to go get it, like a rebound.&#x201D;



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

Just over two years <a href=" http://www.sniderscyclery.com/?does-t-ject-60-work.pdf ">t-ject 60</a> Ballmer, who was Microsoft's 30th employee, has been CEO since 2000. He's overseen a period of change as the world's largest software maker has transitioned away from its focus on PC operating systems to multiple platforms and hardware such as tablets. But the company's rapid growth days are long past, with the shares trading in the $20 to $40 range since his tenure began while rivals including Apple have increased their shares 10-fold.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

A Second Class stamp <a href=" http://lynnefreeman.net/buy-cheap-tadora.pdf#den ">tadalafil tadora 20</a> Business students interested in health care usually take standard MBA classes such as accounting, finance and marketing. Through specialized programs, they also take courses specific to the field, such as health care economics, health care financing and health policy. They can use internships to get hands-on experience, or attend a school that provides residency options.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

I'm a partner in <a href=" http://graceibc.org/recommended-dosage-of-penegra/ ">penegra india online</a> The draft plan also disclosed a preliminary deal with bondinsurer National Public Finance Guarantee over $45.1 million inoutstanding lease revenue bonds for the city's arena that hadbeen in dispute.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

It's funny goodluck <a href=" http://www.indiamanufacturingshow.com/lovegra-for-sale-uk.pdf ">cost of lovegra</a> &ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t had it (talks with SuГЎrez) yet,&rdquo; Rodgers said. &ldquo;We only arrived late last night, he arrived earlier than the rest of us, but as we have always been as a club, I am quite relaxed about it.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

I've lost my bank card <a href=" http://lynnefreeman.net/buy-cheap-tadora.pdf#footprint ">comprar tadora 20</a> In all likelihood, he will face Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer, who hoped to slip into office unchallenged, never mind that, beyond family and friends, few voters have any idea who he is. He has his work cut out — while running against a man whose recklessness and immaturity brought disgrace on the governor’s office.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

What do you like doing in your spare time? <a href=" http://www.rpptl.org/index.php?where-to-buy-zenegra.pdf ">zenegra 100 tab</a> RIO DE JANEIRO, Oct 21 (Reuters) - Brazilian state-runenergy company Petrobras joined forces with European oil majorsand Chinese rivals on Monday to buy the country's biggest-everoil field with a lone bid at the minimum price, aworse-than-expected outcome for a sale designed to launch Brazilas a petroleum power.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

Looking for a job <a href=" http://www.tecnotelevision.com/welgra--scilla-oral-jelly.html ">welgra cost</a> And in the last few weeks, these challenges have been a growing concern for him. Now, he has instituted more decontamination procedures to protect his hogs. Sheets and his staff wear special clothes, scour trucks that transport hogs, and even shower before and after working with animals. This prevents cross-contamination between barns.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

Best Site Good Work <a href=" http://www.uberdorkcafe.com/caverject-over-the-counter.pdf#virtue ">caverject pen</a> Beyond is another trailer with more lions and tigers in it - yes, there are white ones there. The 2m by 12m carriage, partitioned into stalls, holds at least six big cats. Some sleep, others sit or stand up, staring out at passing traffic and pedestrians, with dull eyes.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

Canada>Canada <a href=" http://graceibc.org/recommended-dosage-of-penegra/ ">penegra express india</a> No more complaining that your only mail is bills and Netflix. Stylish-but-busy New Yorkers are realizing subscription boxes are the easiest and coolest way to keep their lives in order and discover the hottest must-haves.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

Could you ask him to call me? <a href=" http://www.trumbly.com/silagra-dosis/ ">caverta vs silagra</a> Under the new law, up to five trade unions can be formed in one factory rather than the two allowed by the previous law&mdash;a move that some activist agree is a step in the right direction &mdash; and factories are required to deposit 5 percent of their annual profits into provident and welfare funds for workers.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

Wonderfull great site <a href=" http://landofthewaterfalls.com/vega-100mg-signature.pdf#priest ">vega 100mg</a> Indirect talks between Israel and Syria resumed in 2008, through Turkish government intermediaries, but were suspended following the resignation of Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert over a corruption inquiry.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:51

A company car <a href=" http://www.elsiemagazine.com/vigora-price-in-mumbai.pdf ">vigora 50 tablet</a> "We've presented our budget," Obama said. "Now it's the jobof Congress to come up with a budget that keeps our long-termtrends of ... reducing the deficit moving forward, but alsoallows us to invest in the things we need to grow."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:52

Lost credit card <a href=" http://anestasiavodka.com/blog/vigorex-side-effects/ ">vigorax cost</a> James Wilsdon of the University of Sussex, who studies protest movements, points to another parallel. The enthusiasm government ministers, particularly Conservative ones, show for shale gas is reminiscent of the Labour government’s zeal for GM food a decade ago, he says. Rather than conveying decisiveness, this can make voters suspicious.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 12:52

How many more years do you have to go? <a href=" http://landofthewaterfalls.com/buy-welgra.pdf ">purchase welgra</a> Even if a person is not prone to getting sick, a flu shot will help that person stay healthy and not become ill and spread the flu to others, said Karen Dobson, the supervisor for immunizations and the communicable disease nurses with the Lewis and Clark City-County Health Department.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:00

Sorry, you must have the wrong number <a href=" http://buycytotec.net/ ">como usar cytotec
</a> "The UFC has a strict, consistent policy against the use of any illegal and/or performance-enhancing drugs, stimulants or masking agents by its athletes."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

Do you play any instruments? <a href=" http://www.cellogel.com/inquiry.php?play-slot-games-online-free ">shocking mini slot machine</a> Painfully, at little more than two runs an over, England inched towards a defendable target. Pietersen dragged on a drive when England were 56 ahead, Cook went when England were 66 ahead, and Bairstow was fifth man out when his side were 109 runs ahead &ndash; with the advantage to Australia.
<a href=" http://www.rehabilitacja-amed.pl/kredyt-dla-zaduonych-ze-z-histori-w-bik/ ">pozyczka w domu na dowod</a> The company said no other varieties of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls or Pillsbury dough products are being recalled. Pillsbury Flaky Cinnamon Rolls and Pillsbury Grands Cinnamon Rolls are not included in the recall.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

It's a bad line <a href=" http://www.highlineathleticclub.com/where-is-the-21st-slot-machine-in-call-of-duty-ghosts/ ">slot machines las vegas for sale</a> Putin also today leveled an accusation that the U.S. &#8220;scared&#8221; other countries into denying Snowden entry, essentially locking him in &#8220;our territory.&#8221; Putin previously said that Snowden is welcome to stay in Russia, but only if he stops leaking information that &#8220;damages our U.S. partners.&#8221; Snowden said Friday that he doesn&#8217;t see what he&#8217;s doing as damaging to the U.S, adding he has no more classified information to leak. He has been charged in the U.S. with espionage.
<a href=" http://modtriangle.com/book-review-writers/ ">writing academic cv</a> His advice to young advisers is to get a certified financial planning designation before the MBA. The CFP is much more relevant to the day-to-day duties of advisers, with courses on income taxes, estate planning and insurance.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

Enter your PIN <a href=" http://ferso.org/spooks-and-ladders-slot/ ">spooks and ladders slot</a> Nearly one-third of Americans - 32 percent - say Republicans are responsible for the shutdown, up from 26 percent a week ago. About 4 percent said Democrats were mostly at fault for the shutdown, down from 5 percent. Sixteen percent blamed Obama, up from 14 percent.
<a href=" http://www.highlineathleticclub.com/where-is-the-21st-slot-machine-in-call-of-duty-ghosts/ ">mame roms slot machine</a> The first major signing, Moyes acknowledges, will be a significant moment. &ldquo;I do think that it&rsquo;s important that we show people we are carrying on the traditions and trying to take the club forward,&rdquo; he says.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

I'd like to change some money <a href=" http://ferso.org/slot-machine-cleopatra-free/ ">play cleopatra slots online free</a> Ackley finally found relief when the American Psychiatric Association crossed “gender identity disorder” off its list of mental illnesses in January. He said his doctors took him off his psychiatric medicine. He finally felt validated.
<a href=" http://www.criminallawonline.com/shop/shop.php?hire-someone-to-do-my-essay ">online essay helper</a> Speaking to the media, Putin said, "Certainly, this is all reasonable, it will function and will work out, only if the US and those who support it on this issue pledge to renounce the use of force, because it is difficult to make any country &ndash; Syria or any other country in the world &ndash; to unilaterally disarm if there is military action against it under consideration."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

We need someone with qualifications <a href=" http://www.highlineathleticclub.com/where-is-the-21st-slot-machine-in-call-of-duty-ghosts/ ">free games slot machine no downloads</a> "I'm pretty pessimistic on Detroit," he told Reuters. "The culture there is part of the biggest problem. It's too arrogant and it's way too bureaucratic and too hierarchical ... A lot of folks there in the leadership are trying to change it, but it's so ingrained in the structures and the systems."
<a href=" http://www.criminallawonline.com/shop/shop.php?hire-someone-to-do-my-essay ">essay writing help online</a> His Liverpool investment, however, hasn’t been so clearly successful — yet. The club has not regained its perch atop the highly competitive English Premier League, but under a new manager, it has been steadily rebuilding. In its annual listings of sports teams, Forbes ranks Liverpool as the 10th most valuable soccer franchise in the world, with annual revenues of $650 million. The Red Sox, by contrast, are worth $1.3 billion, according to Forbes.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

Remove card <a href=" http://www.whiteslaw.com.au/blog/how-to-help-with-homework/#obstacle ">order an essay</a> "About half our country now is past the age of being around when we walked on the moon," Moore said. "We want to keep a balance between telling the history of how we got here and inspiring people for what the future of space is all about."
<a href=" http://www.phoebe-berlin.de/admission-essay-service.pdf#gathering ">biology papers help</a> Eric McCormack, who starred on NBC’s “Will and Grace,” now plays a schizophrenic professor on TNT’s “Perception,” Season: 14 episodes. “If we did more, I really would go crazy,” jokes McCormack.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

Could you tell me the dialing code for ? <a href=" http://amazinglist.net/how-do-you-know-if-a-slot-machine-is-going-to-hit/#is ">tips picking slot machine</a> It is in part the Mayor’s endorsement that assures Rattner access to the top echelons in the city.  “When one of the richest men in the country is your friend and you are working for him, it helps a great deal,’’ said one top Manhattan power broker, who did not want to be quoted publicly speaking about the Mayor or Rattner.
<a href=" http://ferso.org/bangkok-nights-slots/#press ">bangkok nights slot</a> In contrast, the end of the season closes with a very different interaction between Don and Sally. Instead of staring into the abyss of the ocean, Don takes his children to see his childhood home &ndash; and thereby reveals part of his authentic self. The result is that he and Sally share an understanding glance based on this revelation.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

I've lost my bank card <a href=" http://michigansportscenter.com/kiss-kittie-slot-machine-software.pdf#nut ">trucos monopoly slots android</a> Apprenticeships have been around since the Middle Ages, training individuals in a specific skill set and setting them up to have successful careers in the trades. They are as common today as they were hundreds of years ago &ndash; but today's apprenticeships are a bit more formal.
<a href=" http://www.whiteslaw.com.au/blog/how-to-help-with-homework/#wood ">paid to write essay</a> We want to educate our elected officials. This is a federal issue so we would like to educate our the senators and representatives about the power of unregulated spectrum and one of the best ways to do that is to get their constituents hyped up about it and the best constituents to get hyped up about it are people who are in the technology industry and they’re all at South by Southwest. That’s why we did what we did.  But you’re probably not going to get them to go all the way and not auction off any of the spectrum. But if we can get them to make a meaningful piece of the spectrum available for super wifi and other forms of unregulated wireless communication that would be a good thing so that’s what we’re hoping for.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

It's serious <a href=" http://amazinglist.net/how-do-you-know-if-a-slot-machine-is-going-to-hit/#glands ">cats vs dog slots</a> The idea of raising the income tax on dividends but allowing it as a business expense to stimulate the disbursement of the cash reserves is not likely to stimulate our economy as much as taxing it and letting the government give it to the States where it will be spent on job creating activities. While much of the dividend income does go to retired folks, most of it is heald by the wealthy. Neither of these groups is suffering as badly as the young and middle-class unemployed and while it would be a bit of a stimulous it wont create as many jobs as State payments to teachers or road workers.
<a href=" http://ferso.org/bangkok-nights-slots/#resume ">bangkok nights slot</a> "I woke up when I heard a voice that said 'get up,'" Mora, now 50, said on Friday at the Roman Catholic Church's administrative offices in San Jose, showing the clipping. "I was alone in my room, I only had this clipping that was published around those dates to commemorate John Paul II's papacy."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:04

I'm a partner in <a href=" http://ferso.org/bangkok-nights-slots/#procure ">bangkok nights slots</a> Portugal’s prime minister will attempt to shore up his government after the resignation of his finance and foreign ministers in successive days. The latter is threatening to pull his party out of the coalition but has decided to talk to the premier, Pedro Passos Coelho, to try and keep the show on the road.
<a href=" http://www.phoebe-berlin.de/admission-essay-service.pdf#cliffs ">free annotated bibliography</a> While I appreciate a great deal of the smart and strong summary (enhanced with a good sense of the argument&#8217;s implications, this particular point that strays from summary is awkward: &#8220;The book sidles up to but doesn’t confront head-on the vexing notion that as the business elite became more open and meritocratic, it also became more selfish and short-termist.&#8221;



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 10.05.2015 13:16

I'd like to withdraw $100, please <a href=" http://ferso.org/pharaoh-fortune-slot-game/#operator ">pharaoh's fortune online slot machine</a> Mr. Johnston&#8217;s education and range of experience qualify him for seats on boards of directors in several lines of business where he could collect millions of dollars for himself. The fact that Mr. Johnston chooses to use his time and effort to inform the general public of politicians, corporate executives and wealthy citizens (and non-citizens) with sinister goals shows a man with strong moral conviction. I only know Mr. Johnston through his articles that I started reading a few months ago. I must admit I&#8217;m grateful to Mr. Johnston for collecting and providing this useful information rather than participating in the greed. Thank you.
<a href=" http://www.highlineathleticclub.com/original-casino-slot-games-book-of-ra-sizzling-hot/#rear ">slot machines borderlands 2 wiki</a> The cameras are always rolling in Hollywood! When the stars aren't on the red carpet, you'll more than likely find them on set filming their next great blockbuster. Check out these famous actors and a...



Страницы:  «««    101 | 102 | 103 | 104 | 105 | 106 | 107 | 108 | 109 | 110 | 111 | 112 | 113 | 114 | 115 | 116 | 117 | 118 | 119 | 120 | 121 | 122 | 123 | 124 | 125    »»»
Писать от имени: Гость
Склонность: Нейтрал Хаос Истинный Хаос Истинный Хаос Тёмный   Гвардия Мироздателя Гвардия Мусорщика   Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный   Белое братство Паладин поднебесья Таможенный паладин Паладин солнечной улыбки Паладин инквизитор Паладин огненной зари Паладин хранитель знаний Паладин неба Старший паладин неба Старший паладин неба Верховный паладин
  Паладин поднебесья Таможенный паладин Паладин солнечной улыбки Паладин инквизитор Паладин огненной зари Паладин хранитель знаний Паладин неба Старший паладин неба Старший паладин неба Верховный паладин
Текст: Жирный Наклон Подчёркнутый Цитата
Смайлы: БКашные | Палсайта | Дополнительно  :wink:




(C) Орден света, 2004