Дата: 18.05.2007 22:21 Автор: , добавлено: Service Unavaible блюз.
Катится коляска по вечернему Демонсу
Я гляжу на мир, я собираю информацию
Пытаюсь докопаться до сути вопросов
Рожденных буйной Администрацией…
(Переделка ньюбом фантазии Чижа и компании под реальные условия жизни!)
- Я так решил еще с утра, сегодня точно напьюсь! – Горланил Повелитель снов, опоздавший на работу и уже получивший разнос от начальства. Разнос его не расстроил совершенно, зато вот поставленные задачи несколько смутили. Но, правда, не настолько, чтобы сразу к ним приступить. Сроки же никто не оговаривал. Вот он и отрывался на всю глотку в надежде, что его таланты оценят.
Первым оценил ПО, прибежавший из другого кабинета:
- Орать прекрати! С ритма сбиваешь!
Удивленно Повелитель снов воззрился на него и подозрительно спросил:
- Эээээ, а с кем ты там и что делаешь, что я тебя с ритма сбиваю?
- Я делом занят! – Заявил ПО и когда тот вышел Повелитель снов не удержался и прокрался за ним.
Ну, да… делом. Сервер опять приказал игрокам долго жить на форумах, и придумывать новые слова в адрес администрации. Богат был русский язык… И становился еще богаче после таких вот Service Unfucking…
Танцы с бубном вокруг сервера больше не помогали Повелителю Огня. Обычно на двадцатой минуте сервер начинал сам подтанцовывать. Злые духи все так же не хотели уходить из него, но потанцевать и они не против были. Но в тот день сервер упрямо не желал откликаться на призывы шамана. Повелитель огня в сердца плюнул на железяку, но тут же брезгливо вытер салфеткой. Конторское имущество все-таки…
Расстроенный он вызвал техников и, капризно сказал в телефон:
- Не хочет! Отказывается! Вас ламерами и дармоедами обзывает!
Злые духи в сервере обиженно покосились на ПО, но отрицать ничего не стали. Они вообще старались больше не общаться с этим мужиком с бубном. С прошлого раза, когда их пытались ладаном обкурить, у них остались самые негативные впечатления. К техникам они и, правда, относились с пренебрежением, но старались сильно не гадить тем. Мало ли новых техников понагонят!? Пусть уж лучше эти будут. И через некоторое время, поселившиеся в нем вредители, позволяли серверу оживать.
Поддержке хватало честности разводить руками и признаваться, что шаманизм рулит, так как сами они ничего не делали.
Повелитель снов, чтобы не быть застигнутым у замочной скважины вернулся к себе в кабинет и продолжил вокальные упражнения. Но снова вошедший ПО гневно и молча посмотрел на него.
- А я чего? – удивился Сновидец. – Я ничего.
- Ты сделал, что тебе говорили? – Зло спросил Повелитель Огня.
- Неа. – Весело признался Сновидец. – Я не представляю, как можно людей заставить жрать мухоморы и пить вот это…
Он поставил перед ПО стакан с мутно зеленой жидкостью, на дне которой плавали чьи-то грязные ногти.
- Вот ты лично ЭТО пить будешь? – Спросил Повелитель снов у раздраженного ПО.
Брезгливо ПО передернул плечами.
- Это и есть «отвар из когтей ПГ»? – Удивленно спросил он у Сновидца.
- Он самый. – Кивнул тот, убирая образец в стол.
- А как тогда «отвар василиска» выглядит? – С нехорошим предчувствием спросил ПО у рекламщика.
- Не покажу. – Сказал, улыбаясь, Сновидец. – Ты всю неделю ничего есть не сможешь от одного запаха, не говоря о виде. Я вчера еще увидел. Всю ночь кошмары мучили. И конечно: «Я так решил еще с утра - сегодня точно напьюсь! Сегодня кончатся все деньги. Сегодня пиво и блюз!»
- Прекрати. – Поморщился ПО. – И чья это больная фантазия?
- Уже не важно… - Отмахнулся Сновидец. - У нас этого пойла, как и мухоморов – вагоны! Теперь только продавать надо.
- А остальное как? – качая головой, спросил ПО.
- Воду живую уже в промышленных масштабах производим. На ней, кстати, мухоморы лучше растут. Пыль мы и раньше экспортировать могли… много у нас пыли, понимаешь. Так что все тип-топ. Осталось только эти отвары населению толкнуть.
- А как вы пыль-то продавать будете? Это же все равно, что воздухом торговать. – Изумился ПО.
- Согласен, но если после этой фигни слоны, как кузнечики прыгают, то товар не застоится. И ни цвет, ни запах, ни «место сбора» не повлияет. Главное чтобы в сухомятку не ели - запоры будут… И не курили… Минздрав предупреждает типа.
В кабинет в этот момент вошли техники и смущенно доложили ПО, что все работает. Тот, забыв мгновенно о проблемах реализации новой продукции, метнулся поднимать города из пепла.
И они поднялись. Постояли немного, подумали… и снова рухнули. Ну не любила серверная нечисть Повелителя Огня. Причем давно и взаимно.
Устало тот посмотрел на стойку с сервером и даже не знал, что делать-то дальше. Как-то стало дико все равно. Ну, люди… ну, работа.
Его уже не раздражали очередные вопли за стенкой: «И наплевать, что я небрит и что в грязи мой левый шуз…» Больше того они ему уже начинали нравиться!
- Сегодня мы напьемся в совершеннейший блюз! – Заорал в ответ ПО.
- Ой, не будь я Hoochie Coochie! – обрадовано заорали ему в ответ из кабинета за стенкой причем даже не Сновидец!
- Не будь я Hoochie Cooochie Man! – слышалось этажом ниже.
- Перекати мою душу Мама! Я обессилил совсем! – Неслось к кабинету начальства.
Какие мухоморы? Какие когти ПГ… офисы жили в стиле Service Unavaible блюз! КОММЕНТАРИИ: Страницы: ««« 351 | 352 | 353 | 354 | 355 | 356 | 357 | 358 | 359 | 360 | 361 | 362 | 363 | 364 | 365 | 366 | 367 | 368 | 369 | 370 | 371 | 372 | 373 | 374 | 375 »»»
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:56 Gloomy tales <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/tag/pax-east-2016/ ">viagra funciona jovenes viagra funciona jovenes</a> "Our research confirms past claims that coffee is good for your health, and particularly the liver. The favourable effect of coffee on liver cancer might be mediated by coffee's proven prevention of diabetes, a known risk factor for the disease, or for its beneficial effects on cirrhosis and liver enzymes," the researchers from Milan said. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Canada>Canada <a href=" http://www.blogdojorgearagao.com.br/2015/07/22/ ">order viagra online 585 9</a> But on August 13, two days before the restructuring plan was to gain final court approval, the DOJ sought to block it, filing a lawsuit in Washington, D.C., alleging a stifling of competition that would harm consumers though higher fares. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Excellent work, Nice Design <a href=" http://www.wonderlustadventures.com/2013/10/05/get-inspired-to-taste-the-flavors-of-the-world-with-grace/ ">buying viagra bacterial infections mastercard fast</a> Republican Senator Ted Cruz, the Tea Party-backed conservative who has been pushing for gutting President Barack Obama's signature healthcare law by linking it to government funding in the new fiscal year, sought to rally support. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I'd like some euros <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/2015/03/23/liriks-cyber-power-pc-build/ ">lebensmittelpreise von cialis</a> Officials with the National Interagency Fire Center in Boise said the indicator of fire preparedness, a measure of the demand for firefighting resources like crews and aircraft, has been raised to the maximum level for the first time since 2008. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Looking for a job <a href=" http://www.kosovalindore.com/2016/03/23/falenderime-te-perzemerta/#awake ">buy viagra online toronto</a> ГўВЂВњWe mix up where we put him alot to try to find him favorable matchups,ГўВЂВќ Brees said of Sproles. ГўВЂВњIt goes that way for all our guys.ГўВЂВќ SprolesГўВЂВ™ 5-yard scoring run on the gameГўВЂВ™s opening series gave the Saints a lead they would not relinquish en route to their first 4-0 start since their Super Bowl championship season of 2009. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I'm happy very good site <a href=" http://www.sovereignmarket.com/news-media/seaport-security-news-goes-online-to-advance-awareness%E2%80%A8/ ">levitra farmacias en l</a> It is spending billions of dollars on this expansion, which takes a toll on earnings. However, investors have so far trusted that Chief Executive and Founder Jeff Bezos can pull it off and produce big profits in the future. That's help pushed Amazon shares to new records. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Punk not dead <a href=" http://www.ccip.pt/pt/associados/associados/seguros/villas-boas-corretores-ass-seguros-lda#adopt ">t related cialis in india to amiodarone</a> But one of the bigger changes, especially for current users, is Silk’s new Start page – something Amazon revamped based on user studies and feedback. Previously, this page featured links to users’ bookmarks and browsing history as well as a “Starter” section, which showed the most visited pages, trending pages across all Kindle Fire devices, and a list of “selected sites.” Some users didn’t care for the way what other people were surfing and reading on their Kindle Fires took up so much of their own new tab interface, and Amazon didn’t let users customize this screen, which was an annoyance, too. Not surprisingly, Amazon found that the “Most Visited” links and direct URL entry were the two most commonly used navigational options, so it has now made them more prominent in the new tab view. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I quite like cooking <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/2015/07/24/listen-to-tex-mex-in-the-morning-ep04/#speedometer ">cialis generica economica espana 2009</a> A spokeswoman for the coastguard said this type of call was “fairly unusual.” She added: “In terms of safety advice we would always recommend life jackets and for people to take a radio out to sea or other safety equipment.” |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Languages <a href=" http://www.emplas.co.uk/news/emplas-starts-the-year-with-a-triple-award-of-accreditations/#fortitude ">cialis generika pay pal</a> Among the other real estate companies slated for IPOs in thenear term are Blackstone Group LP's Brixmor PropertyGroup Inc, a shopping center REIT, and hotel company HiltonWorldwide Inc. (Reporting by Ilaina Jonas; Editing by Gerald E. McCormick, DanWilchins and Nick Zieminski) |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Can I take your number? <a href=" http://www.blogdojorgearagao.com.br/2015/02/12/ ">viagra generico in chimica</a> But in the nick of time, the Knave of Hearts (Michael Socha) arrives with word that Cyrus is alive. Alice then unleashes some impressive martial arts moves and breaks free to once again follow the White Rabbit (voice of John Lithgow) back into Wonderland. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 How much is a Second Class stamp? <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/2016/01/26/dbh-gaming-teases-a-cohhcarnag/ ">breaking viagra in half cheap viagra rx</a> Schaller drove around her neighborhood and found her son with two sheriff's deputy vehicles. They had taken the gun, she said. One of the deputies opened his car door and showed Schaller the gun and a pile of cash. He said he saw Conklin on the drive in, and she gave him the money to buy the gun back, Schaller said. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I'm about to run out of credit <a href=" http://www.foodieindisguise.com/2010/01/04/iron-chef-white-house/ ">he main levitra cautions component of</a> Upstream production in the third quarter is expected to belower as a result of planned seasonal turnaround activity andcontinuing divestment impacts, partly offset by increasingproduction from new projects, BP said. (Editing by Sarah Young and David Holmes) |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 The manager <a href=" http://www.sovereignmarket.com/news-media/seaport-security-news-goes-online-to-advance-awareness%E2%80%A8/ ">cialis originale costi</a> Muni Savyon, 54, and son Joshua Sayvon were together for a supervised visit with an adult monitor at the center in Manchester when Sayvon pulled out a handgun, shot his boy and then himself, according to the New Hampshire Attorney GeneralГўВЂВ™s Office. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I'd like a phonecard, please <a href=" http://www.kosovalindore.com/2015/05/17/njihuni-me-gazeten-beselidhja-gorare/#thursday ">cialis dannoso</a> The offer price valued Foxtons at around 18 times nextyear's forecast earnings, compared with 17 times for Countrywideand a median of around 12.3 times for UK housebuilders,according to Thomson Reuters data. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I can't stand football <a href=" http://www.wonderlustadventures.com/2013/10/05/get-inspired-to-taste-the-flavors-of-the-world-with-grace/#frantically ">order cheap viagra in philadelphia</a> Despite political support from China and Russia, which have blocked U.N. draft resolutions which could have led to further sanctions on Syria and opposed military intervention to end the conflict, Assad's fuel and cash lifelines have all but dried up |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I have my own business <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/2015/07/24/listen-to-tex-mex-in-the-morning-ep04/#decline ">results women taking viagra</a> The group's 39-page lawsuit is seeking to force the Bloomberg administration to enforce the Construction Code. The litigation could delay the long-anticipated first building, which is expected to be completed by next summer. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Have you got any ? <a href=" http://www.ccip.pt/pt/associados/associados/seguros/villas-boas-corretores-ass-seguros-lda ">ituational decreased libido treat female viagra sydney</a> It's just that Americans aren't eating as much dessert as they once did. NPD Group, a consumer market research firm, says dinners featuring desert, considered as a fraction of total dinners, have fallen to 13.8 percentГўВЂВ”a 25-year low. At a time when Americans demand convenience as never before, there's no getting around the fact that you have to boil water and stir to make Jell-O. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I've just graduated <a href=" http://www.sovereignmarket.com/news-media/seaport-security-news-goes-online-to-advance-awareness%E2%80%A8/ ">no script viagra capsules ems shipping</a> Rovi Corporation provides digital entertainment technology solutions for the discovery and management of entertainment content. It offers guidance, home network connection, content protection, and media recognition technologies, as well as extensive metadata on movies, music, games, television, and books. The company’s media guide technology is an interactive on-screen portal to entertainment content from the Internet, broadcast, and personal content. It also provides other interactive program guides (IPG) for the consumer electronic, and cable and satellite provider market. These program... |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 The United States <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/2015/03/23/liriks-cyber-power-pc-build/ ">viagra resize</a> ГўВЂВњWow. That was truly incredible,ГўВЂВќ said LeGrand, who stopped to take a picture with former teammates before his news conference. ГўВЂВњThatГўВЂВ™s all I can say. IГўВЂВ™m going to remember that the rest of my life. I want to thank Rutgers for all theyГўВЂВ™ve done for me. This is going to go down in history. We all made history here today. IГўВЂВ™m so happy I finally got to announce Team LeGrand. WeГўВЂВ™re so close to a cure. All we need is the money.ГўВЂВќ |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I'd like to take the job <a href=" http://aoh.org.uk/house/eva-wibberley-and-friends/ ">and crohn's viagra capsules purchase online online</a> In an early sign of Republican opposition, RepresentativeJoe Barton of Texas told reporters: "No deal is better than abad deal," as he downplayed the impact of an historic creditdefault if the U.S. limit on borrowing is not quickly raised. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I'm in a band <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/2015/07/24/listen-to-tex-mex-in-the-morning-ep04/#prior ">emale viagra no prescription</a> In mitigation, the remorseful Chirwa pleaded with the court for leniency, saying he lost his cool and acted in frustration after his request was rejected by the Immigration Department. He promised he would not repeat the offence. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 What qualifications have you got? <a href=" http://newcycling.org/sustainablesafety2/#rob ">mixing lorazepam and levitra</a> There would need to be some sort of common defense policy and likely a free trade agreement between the two. But once the mutual secession occurs, the Republican States of America and the Democrat States of America would each be free to pursue their desired goals and ends. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Are you a student? <a href=" http://www.wonderlustadventures.com/2015/07/31/what-remains-is-a-fairy-tale-stitched-with-unthinkable-tragedy/#rumour ">viagra email virus on aol</a> ГўВЂВќWe would like to reassure patients that if they have an urgent clinical need they will be seen. Emergency and cancer procedures, the vast majority of orthopaedic day surgery and other elective procedures will also continue.ГўВЂВќ |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 This is your employment contract <a href=" http://www.kosovalindore.com/category/politike/lksh/ ">cialis mercadolibre venezuela cialis 5 mg en venezuela</a> Outside a subway stop, the formula is straightforward: Talk to voters, take pictures and sign up willing New Yorkers with the campaign. De Blasio is also trying to win over anyone who has not make up their mind. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 This site is crazy :) <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/tag/waffle/#sweetness ">buying cialis in greensboro</a> Lest anyone worry that golf was one sport missing out on next-generation anxiety, this documentary, co-produced by Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, shows a handful of 7- and 8-year-olds working on their game and crying when they get a bogey. A few seem destined for an easy stroll to stardom. Tennis star Anna KournikovaГўВЂВ™s grade-school-age brother Allan goes in and out of the mythic meet at Pinehurst, N.C., with his head held high. Others, though, miss out on the chance to pay for college. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 On another call <a href=" http://streamernews.tv/category/streamers/page/72/#belief ">he main buy viagra certified pharmacy component of</a> Venezuelans saw another example of the government's inability to provide the basics on Tuesday when 70 percent of the country lost power for the afternoon. Unlike the more regular outages, which affect mainly rural areas, Tuesday's problems hit the capital city Caracas itself. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 Where's the nearest cash machine? <a href=" http://www.wonderlustadventures.com/2013/10/05/get-inspired-to-taste-the-flavors-of-the-world-with-grace/#threaten ">where to buy cialis professional jcb fast</a> In the diaries, we see the beginning of the Soviet repression of writers. As early as 1924, Bulgakov records problems with the censors. A “proletarian writer” called Nikolai Lyashko took a particular view at a literary salon. “I just don’t understand what 'truth’ comrade Bulgakov is talking about. Why does he need to depict just the faults? He should give all points of view.” |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I never went to university <a href=" http://www.dogspin.com/classifieds/show-ad/ ">helma's fake cialis</a> Sandiford, 57, a former legal secretary originally from Redcar, Teeside, was sentenced in May for trafficking nearly 4.8kg (10.6lb) of cocaine with a street value of £1.6m in her luggage on a flight from Thailand to Bali. Prosecutors said she was at the centre of a drug ring which involved three other Britons. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 I'd like to pay this in, please <a href=" http://www.ccip.pt/pt/associados/associados/tecnologias-de-informacao/snps-portugal-lda ">viagra girl effects</a> Brotherhood leaders have tried to make their case abroad through the international media, even inviting journalists to take guided tours of the protest site with officials who until last month were government ministers. |
|
| | Ãîñòü Дата: 19.05.2016 10:57 How many would you like? <a href=" http://www.william.com.br/romaria-da-penha/#must ">ditka levitra ditka levitra</a> ГўВЂВњEveryone was upset,ГўВЂВќ Melanie Kwestel, Director of Communications for Chai Lifeline told the Daily News. ГўВЂВњShe was going to miss out on two weeks of feeling normal instead of feeling like a kid with cancer.ГўВЂВќ |
|
Страницы: ««« 351 | 352 | 353 | 354 | 355 | 356 | 357 | 358 | 359 | 360 | 361 | 362 | 363 | 364 | 365 | 366 | 367 | 368 | 369 | 370 | 371 | 372 | 373 | 374 | 375 »»»
|