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Конкурсы: Итоги конкурса одностиший. Сентябрь, 2005
Дата: 19.09.2005 17:03
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Итоги конкурса одностиший, проводимого Орденом Света в сентябре 2005 года:

[COLOR=#FF2222]1 место: [/COLOR]
Gorhur :
Найти б того, кто выдумал реал!

[COLOR=#FF2222]2 место:[/COLOR]
Кибердятел :
И - нежный шепот из привата - "Сдохни, сволочь ..."

А также дополнительные призы:

[COLOR=#FF2222]За лучшее истинно женское одностишие:[/COLOR]

Tiger Lilly :
Дарьяна, от моей души тебя стошнит.

[COLOR=#FF2222]Специальный приз[/COLOR] от Сварливой кошелки:
fantazer :
Поймал себя на мысли о Кошелке.

И еще несколько [COLOR=#FF2222]поощрительных призов[/COLOR] в виде различных тонизирующих напитков:
molot_ok ,
vogt ,
Дикий Рыб ,
Melamori Blimm ,
Стадо Котов ,
Don Gonzales ,
Найтвольф ,
кино мордочка .


Для вас, уважаемые читатели, мы подготовили сборник лучших одностиший. Наслаждатесь.

[COLOR=Blue]Философские:[/COLOR]

Найтвольф :
Кто прав... тот точно из топ клана...

Как крест мне на себя надеть? Я мусульманин!

здесь мудрость покупается за деньги...

Кибердятел :
Эх, щас бы мне откатик дней на триста ...

Паж Кубк0в :
Ведь ПСЖ - лишь Поиск Смысла Жизни...

Мы только вышли из БК - я умер, ты же умерла...

БК ломает шмот... И жизни

Gorhur :
Найти б того, кто выдумал реал!..

[COLOR=Blue]Чисто женские:[/COLOR]

istoma :
Я всё прощу! Как только купишь екры.

Такой кулак, что хочется раздеться...

В бк я в третьем браке. Муж - в последнем

Я строю глазки. Не зайдешь по госу?

Тарман? Как трогательно!... Только не руками!

Мне б имидж в четверть всех моих пристрастий..

Ах, почему нет склонности "к разврату"?

Секс, говоришь? Лови семьсот открыток.

при взятии левла:
А где-то дома ждет любимый муж, вновь не причастный к моему оргазму..

Tiger Lilly :
В постели:
Опять мы уложился в три минуты.

Дарьяна, от моей души тебя стошнит.

Мой изумрудный, я , кажись, в тебе застряла.

Эмир в постели ? Голый ? Не вставляет.

Махадева :
Как много безинтимных дней прожито, пока я ап брала...

В БК характер стал покруче бюста...

В БК так много пошляков, что можно подскользнуться...


[COLOR=Blue]Про богов и Большое начальство:[/COLOR]

Don Gonzales :
После одного очень нашумевшего топика:
Кто тут брехал: "Эмгыр - не креативщик"???

И Джеткокос когда-то жил в общаге.

Gorhur :
Убил в бою шакала... оказалось, шефа.

В реале взял у дворника автограф.

Макака :
И мусорщики могут быть богами!

А может нас создал не Мироздатель?

айдер :
Наверно Мусорщик и Мироздатель - братья

Gunnm :
Кокос меня усыновил... жаль, только виртуально...

Melamori Blimm :
уж утро близилось - Эмир все не кончался.

Ты не Эмир ?? A ya hotel uj prikolotsya...

...случайно подобрал пароль к Эмиру...

кино мордочка :
О, Мусорщик! Какая ж Ваша тёща?

[COLOR=Blue]Меркантильные и о деньгах:[/COLOR]

Шансик :
Реал лишь для того чтобы на екры заработать

Найтвольф :
Что выбрать шубу для жены иль меч героев?

МАРГО королева :
...какая сумма тут нужна, чтоб выглядеть достойно?

[COLOR=#FF2222]Лирические:[/COLOR]

Gorhur :
Кто ж знал, любимая, что ты в реале с бородою?!

Женился в Клубе... Скоро разведусь в реале...

Черт волосатый :
Я не пойду в метро - маньяки там не сексуальны

Кибердятел :
И - нежный шепот из привата - "Сдохни, сволочь ..."

кино мордочка :
я б Вас любил, да время таймом вышло!

Паж Кубк0в :
Мы лишь в бою отдаться можем страсти.. Не в реале

molot_ok :
ВЦ я растянул. Жена довольна.

(страшной девушке посвящается)
Я не могу любить вас без обкаста

Куда бы от жены телепортнуться?

fantazer :
Терпи любимая, я скоро буду в блоке.

Поймал себя на мысли о Кошелке.

stanislawuss :
Тайм 3 минуты! Лежу с женой в постели. Ищем найма!

Найтвольф :
тут тоже кровь бывает первой брачной ночью...

[COLOR=Blue]Ситуации:[/COLOR]

Gorhur :
И снова ночь... И снова не дошёл до магазина...

Ходил на бокс. Вмешался за соклана.

Сменил работу. Снова буду ньюбом.

Жена суёт рекламу юв. салона - любимая, да ты же РВС!

Уж поздно найма звать, пишите некролог...

Найтвольф :
Рога повешены бесчувственной админ панелью

Кибердятел :
В зоопарке:
"Скажи мне, Лось, какой закон нарушил?"

Зашел в БК, забыв включить компьютер ...

Забыл пароль??? Звони скорее Дэнсу!

После концерта отечественной поп-музыки:
"Так что - и Лада - Дэнс????? Ну извините ..."

Искал в метро хрусталь. Нашел проблемы.

О текущем конкурсе:
Вот так еще с ума мы не сходили ...

В супермаркете у кассы:
- А можно это все купить подарком?

Don Gonzales :
В БК и выход запаролен?

Первичке предпочел формат я А4.

Той Эпохалке Франклин улыбался...

Кожемяка :
Успел послать в приват «приве»… и умер.

Стадо Котов :
...так хохотал..что "Эли" все упали...

[COLOR=#FF2222]Обо всем: [/COLOR]

Кибердятел :
Не знал Брэд Питт, в каком изврате снялся.

Нас знахарь беспристрастности научит.

На одностишья б не словить пристрастий ...

Черт волосатый :
Фсех на кол. Форум - ф топку. Аффтар выпей йаду.

Ивашко :
Напал на Бога -- проиграл по тайму.

cliegg :
Мы близнецы, но не одноайпийцы!

Генералыч :
Боям опять пришел Refresh...

Кожемяка :
Я счастлив тем, что, к сожалению, не в блоке...

Force of Runes :
Развёлся снова...Снова неудачно...

Махадева :
Передо мною критовик-в его глазах читается семь классов...

Паж Кубк0в :
Я на себе поставлю крест - в Ордене набор...

Я - невидимка... Стихи читаю в общий чат...

Tiger Lilly :
Зайду в БК - и сразу жажду жизни.

Я предлагаю выпить йаду за победу.

Как я теперь шахтеров понимаю...

Убил жену. Понравилось. Втянулся.

Инхрустатор :
Xтоб кончили вы только после всех рефрешей

Кьяр :
В столице снова был завоз. Продам по госу нападалки.

Gunnm :
я снова "ньюб" в своей десятой инкарнации...

я выпил "элик"... появился интеллект...

LoRD oF CRAZYs :
а может прописать Refresh'y левел?

Throony :
Тебя послать к тарманам иль заблочить просто?

Jansus :
А для меня прокачка дело чести

Ками из стали :
Почем там нынче справедливость?

Gunnm :
я думал, что силен, но тут я встретил Пуха...

Генералыч :
Опять админам всё неймется...

Ну где ещё увидишь голых в боксе?

полуночъ :
А интересно, Тайсон - уворотчик?

Melamori Blimm :
какая благодать - обмодеренный форум.

на форуме в Бобруйск послали. Я сходила...

о, бедные мои мульты ! а я - при бабках.

Бк и садомазохизм... А ведь похоже!

Fille :
Хотел б я арты заиметь, пока же все наоборот...

cads :
Удары в пах решений не меняют.

А самый сильный маг - электрик ЖЭКа.

molot_ok :
Убийца мухи - критовик с газетой.

Вампиры съели пачку фумитокса

ВЦ не отрывать, жена ругает!

По тайму травму получил в реале

Пойдем, я покажу тебе свой сусел.

Зал Тьмы в моем подъезде. Нету лампы.

Стучал в приват. Противник увернулся

MikeRamz :
из всех страниц бы этих папироску смачную скрутить...

кино мордочка :
Божественный ВЦ -ты что такое?

Сахих :
Комар гордился званием вампира.

Gunnm :
Я стал последней жертвой дефицита...

Зачем мне Ваш пароль? Раскройте лучше душу...

zizi :
Он высоко взлетел, но низко пал..по тайму.

Найтвольф :
Что в РВС тебе моем искать? Оставь пароль и можешь уползать..

Я укусил Вас нехотя.. Так получилось.

Женись на мне я брошу мультоводить.

Тарманом здорово, но тянет в паладины.

fantazer :
Зачем перчатки мне ВЦ и так откусят...

stanislawuss :
Я не антисимит! Но как достали нюбы!!!!

Хреново выглядишь. Тебя опять убили?

Я стал бы артом, даже чуть дешевле!

Как хочется стать артом. Хотя бы в чьих-нибудь неопытных руках

Вчера был в найме. В будуаре. Подробности - в приват

Дон Румата :
Я думал в клуб попал, а мне лицо набили..

В БК бесплатно можно только в «хаос»...

Наелся чеснока, но вспомнил, что вампир... когда стошнило...

Лицо бойца увяло вместе с ёлкой...

Возьму в аренду званье палладина..

Теперь ахлимик я!... И тут проснулся...

Чем фулл дороже, тем боец... храбрее...

Бил сильно, сокрушительно, но мимо...

Кто хочет магом стать? Дам адрес Коперфилда..

И храбро в бой пошёл, прихлёбывая кофе..

Дикий Рыб :
И каждый бой я умирал. На полчаса...

Ругал себя он под перевоплотом.

Причина блока:
за ДВП. Дал Взятку Паладину...

Mitja :
Любимая, а может после боя?

(флудерское)
как будет по-албански "не осилил"?

(о самизнаетеком)
кем "разлогиниться"? ты ник скажи конкретно.

сдал всех мультов - три мегабайта в rar'е

ЦП - не для задумчивых, однако...

[COLOR=Blue]БК-мания:[/COLOR]

Макака
Влюблен в БК? Теперь попробуй в даму...

Don Kortes :
Звоните, всё равно в реале меня нет...

Стадо Котов :
А, в "Дурке"..ведь торгового то нету

[COLOR=Blue]Бк и жизнь:[/COLOR]

Rizhiy99 :
Порой так сильно не хватает заклятия молчанья на работе

Don Gonzales :
"Свинья! Опять напился до пристрастья!".

Ах... Злые языки страшнее оправдахи.

Ну, вот и травма. Время выпить водки.

В моей коляске виноват Чубайс!

Макака :
Пополни счет в БК! Не выпей водки!

Продал быка, купил колье в БК…

Найтвольф :
Ну где ещё сажает знахарь в инвалидность?

Мой друг качок, увидел как качаюсь я...

Gorhur :
Да... а в реале сей букет не так уж страшен...

Пол-жизни за админпанель в реале!

Ну хоть в БК съем пару бутербродов.

Tiger Lilly :
Мне снится сон - зеленые глаза, ладошки, уши...


Паж Кубк0в :
Шлем снов, меч обреченных... Все как в жизни.

И стукнет забытью четыре года в марте...

Стадо Котов :
Я..на полчасика..уж третий год сижу..

SinnFein :
Внук перса мне назад не отдает. БК, 2045 год.

Lord Damascus :
В Бк качаю только силу! А в жизни слабый и унылый

Дикий Рыб :
Ударил молотом? а двигал вроде мышкой...

Где в "аське" кнопка "Наложить молчанку"?

В реале ночью не хожу на площадь.

Из школы выгнали по тайму!

Жена купила артефакт "Пила занудства"...

Дай сыну есть! Ты ж все равно в коляске...

Шесть виртуальных браков. Все удачно...

ох, лучше б я пошел по порносайтам!

Так на какой же стат влияет пиво?

А через 6 часов всегда похмелье...

Melamori Blimm :
как жаль что личный транспорт только в БяКе...

как жалко иногда - что виртуально все в БК

Кибердятел :
И, взяв за сутки первый ап восьмого, ...

Зашел Лексеем - вышел Кибердятлом

В реале у неё жена и дети ...

L___ICE :
ПродАл бы душу, да никто не купит...

Хочу Футболку под броней...чесать рукою

mcLander :
Ваш муж опять в БК? Неизлечимка - 40 кредов!

Азербайджан... Как много в этом... мата.

molot_ok :
Она разделась полностью. До сканов.

Квартиру защитил вторым паролем..

Прогулка. Дочку посадил в коляску...

Вчера меня кровавили в подъезде...

SinnFein :
"Снять все". Как часто эту кнопку я искал в реале...

А мне бывает часто страшно, ведь так реален виртуал БКшный...

кино мордочка :
я б Вам ВЦ отгрыз, да не допрыгну!

сейчас в БК, а раньше сексом занимался!

я б Вас пропил,так станьте ж эликсиром

мы изначально все в коляске,после родов

Гаявата :
я жизнь прожил... за кульманом в КБ, родился вновь в БК за монитором!

vogt :
А арты я забыл в реале…

Эй, маг, а ну ка наколдуй нам водки!

Я б с тещей в Башне смерти прогулялся…

Демон слепой :
Насчет ПГ ,французы были правы, их надо есть сырыми, без приправы

Макака :
Откуда дети, день и ночь в инете...

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