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Старчески скрипнула дверь соседней квартиры и на лестничную площадку выглянула сухонькая старушонка.
- Вовик, ты чего разоралсси ни свет ни заря? Весь подъезд перебудишь!
«Маг!!! 10-ка!!!» – пронеслось в голове у Вовика – «Щас мы с этой валькирией всех в коляску!!!»
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- Не могу, Вовик – тоненьким голосом прошамкала валькирия – после травмы восстанавливаюсь.
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- Тьфу! – сказала старушка и хлопнула дверью будуара. Послышался звук диска старенького телефона – старушонка куда-то звонила.
- Аааааааа! – глухо завыл Вовик – Все - ньюбы в этом мире!... Щас я им всё напишу!
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- Вот дерьма кусок, как же раскладку поменять? – Вовик задумался… и залип.
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Из глубокого ступора Вовика вывел грохот железной двери и собачий лай. То сосед Мишка собрался выгулять своего чёрного здоровенного дога Фому.
- Вован, ты чё тут разлёгся?
- Ооооооой, кто это у нас тут!? Фомкаааа! – Вовик встал на четвереньки и радостно пополз навстречу парочке, всячески стараясь изображать Фомкиного сородича. Пёс сородича не признал, но запах пива сказал ему, что тело трогать не надо – свой.
- Миха! Купи ассорти мясное! 10 порций! Отдам за 16 кредов! – не поднимаясь с четверенек, доверчиво глядя в глаза Мишке, промямлил Вовик.
- Не могу, Вован – рассудительно сказал Мишка – он у меня только 4-го уровня ещё.
Слёзы отчаяния появились на глазах у Вовика.
- Доваы! Беы! – теряя последнюю надежду, пискляво провыл он вслед соседу.
- Тьфу! – сказал Мишка, дог чихнул, и парочка удалилась.
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Вот оно!!! Жгучая обида на вселенскую несправедливость и запредельная ненависть к этой сволочи, этому подонку, этой поганой твари по имени Service Unavailable зародили в Вовике сгусток энергии такой сумасшедшей разрушительной силы, что глаза вылезли из орбит и стали похожи на очки. Сгусток искал выход наружу.
Этажом выше открылась дверь, и послышались девичьи голоса и весёлый смех. Соседка, милая 15-летняя девчушка, провожала своих подружек-однокласниц. Вовику было уже плевать – забрало упало и выросли рога. Одним прыжком он достиг верхнего лестничного пролёта.
- Ааааааааааа!!! Ньюбы!!! – злобно зарычал он, срывая голос.
Синхронно икнув, девчушки перепуганными воробышками метнулись к окну лестничного пролёта и в ужасе вжались в угол между стеной и подоконником.
- Ньюбыыыыыы!!!! – 120-килограммовое тело злобного Вовика надвигалось на бедных одноклассниц.
Во имя спасения себя и своих будущих детей, подружки пронзительно завизжали и, взявшись за руки, бросились по лестнице вниз к спасительному выходу.
Тихое раннее утро обычного весеннего дня огласилось истошными визгами и звериным рыком. Вниз по лестнице второго подъезда дома №8 по улице Первомайской в ужасе неслись три подружки, а за ними, держа в правой руке тапок возмездия, заточенный об стену на +10, босыми ногами долбя ступени, бежал ГЛАВНЫЙ КРИТОВИК ВСЕГО, УВОРОТЧИК ОТ ВСЕГО, ГЕНЕРАЛЬНЫЙ МАГ ВСЕХ СТИХИЙ, ВЕЛИКИЙ И УЖАСНЫЙ НЬЮБОФОБ ВОВАН СПРАВЕДЛИВЫЙ.
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Старушка всё-таки дозвонилась.
Дверь подъезда распахнулась, и по глазам Вовика резанул яркий солнечный свет.
Ньюбов не было. В дверном проёме в ореоле света стояли две фигуры.
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- Ты это… опять за своё, Толстошеев? – произнесла одна из фигур.
- Начальник! Ты чё?! Я даже не думал! Прогуливаюсь тут! – Вован веселился, как мог.
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- Чё?!! Да хоть на век в молчанку!!! Плеваааать! Я вас всех кровавить буду до скончания БК!!! – истерично хохотал Вовик.
Он продолжал хохотать, когда санитары запихивали его в карету «Скорой помощи», продолжал хохотать, когда увозили его в страну, которой нет – хаос.
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