paladiny.ru
Регистрация
Забыли пароль?

запомнить
Новости | Структура Ордена | Устав Ордена | Перекрестки миров | Форум | Фотогалерея БК  |  Dwar  |  Magic  |  RIOT   








Игроки Турниры Кланы
Клиент игры Rambler-Клиент Браузерная версия Магазин Magic Тви-вестник







Развлечения: Юмор Форум: Форум Magic

ГрафоманЪ | Поэзия | Юмор | Интервью | Статьи | Мнение | Мультфильмы | ВЦ-шоу | Конкурсы | MusicBox | Рукописи

Юмор: Мечта поэта
Дата: 01.04.2007 00:01
Автор: , добавлено:


Я прекрасен. Умен, пусть немолод,
Плюс - воспитан в культурной среде…
Почему ж как Марат не заколот
Я кинжалом Шарлотты Корде?

Богатырской безудержной силой
От Геракла я неотличим -
Отчего ж как Самсону Далила
Не обрила мне кудри в ночи?!

Бомбу под ноги мне не швырнули,
Не стреляла эсерка Каплан -
И бандитские подлые пули
Не прошили мой старый реглан…

Отчего же судьба так жестока?
Я обижен был ею вдвойне…
Не прошибли почто альпенштоком
Меркадеры головушку мне?

Отчего же бревном, в самом деле,
Не повержен я, как Сирано?
Почему же завистник Сальери
Не подсыпал мне яду в вино?

Не спешат ни Дантес, ни Мартынов
Грудь пробить мне прицельной стрельбой…
Что ж, выходит, в безвестности сгинув,
Я усопну как смертный любой?

И помру, позабыт-позаброшен,
Не дождавшись Далил и Шарлот?
Снег могилку мою запорошит
И никто над ней слез не прольет?

(Как с тоски мне такой не напиться?..)
Где ты, киллер, товарищ и брат?
Где ж ты ходишь, мой праздный убийца,
Сердцу гения милый камрад?

На тебя же я, как на икону,
Ежедневно молюсь… Не томи!
И тогда на весь мир растрезвонят
ИТАР-ТАССы и прочие СМИ,

Всех читателей в траур вгоняя,
Не жалея прочувственных слов,
Что погиб от руки негодяя
Знаменитый поэт Боркунов.

И немедля утихнут зоилы,
Толстым рылом вконец посерев…
И всплакнут у разверстой могилы
Хакамада, Явлинский и Греф.

Упокоюсь в просторной гробнице
На Ваганьковском кладбище я.
И придут с моим прахом проститься
И известный артист, и швея.

У ограды посадят две ели…
(Хоть могли бы и три посадить),
И мой образ Зураб Церетели
Изваяет, вполне может быть.

И собранья моих сочинений
В Доме книги пойдут нарасхват -
Я останусь в умах поколений…
Так-то, друг мой, товарищ и брат.

Может, даже Героем России
После смерти объявят меня –
Вот тогда безобразный и синий
Я уйду, никого не виня.

Но учтите одно, недоноски,
Коль смолчит обо мне ИТАР-ТАСС -
Перед смертью проклятьем японским
Прокляну я немедля всех вас.

И восстанет мой труп из могилы,
Ликом страшный, глухой и слепой,
И пройдется по вам, гомофилы,
Полусгнившей мертвецкой стопой.

И в безмерной тоске куртуазной
Я взлелеял идею одну:
Чтобы вы не забыли наказ мой,
Я заранее вас прокляну!
КОММЕНТАРИИ:
Страницы:  «««    101 | 102 | 103 | 104 | 105 | 106 | 107 | 108 | 109 | 110 | 111 | 112 | 113 | 114 | 115 | 116 | 117 | 118 | 119 | 120 | 121 | 122 | 123 | 124 | 125    »»»

  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

I'd like to send this to <a href=" http://blog.gngcreative.com/essay-on-my-favourite-toy-for-grade-1/#stall ">immigrants pat mora</a> In July a committee of MPs warned that more than 200,000 victims might miss out on compensation altogether, out of almost 700,000 who had not received payments at that time. The scheme had paid ВЈ577m to 407,000 policyholders by March this year.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

Have you got a telephone directory? <a href=" http://www.jasonclarke.net/national-honors-society-essay/#resources ">life in america essay</a> The death of Mohammed Brahmi, who was gunned down in front of his family on July 25, plunged Tunisia into its current crisis, as dozens of opposition lawmakers quit, freezing efforts to write a new constitution. Street protests and political paralysis have crippled the country.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

Stolen credit card <a href=" http://iorarua.com/iorarua/index.php?essay-written-by-jose-rizal ">career research essay</a> He added: “An extra runway at Gatwick leads you to an approach to London and the South East that is much more flexible and is part of a network rather than a four-runway hub which is the wrong answer wherever it is. They would all put their eggs in one basket and this would result in an over-engineered, highly inflexible and vulnerable system.”



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

Please wait <a href=" http://www.laughmom.com/essays-on-same-sex-marriage/ ">ucla anderson mba essays</a> After starring at Rice High School in Harlem, Meminger was an All-American selection for Al McGuire at Marquette. At Rice, Meminger became the second city high school player to be named All-City three straight years.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

An envelope <a href=" http://blog.gngcreative.com/essay-on-my-favourite-toy-for-grade-1/ ">cv writing service us</a> Between 15,000 and 30,000 cattle died in a storm that hit South Dakota in early October, according to state officials. The deaths are expected to result in tens of millions of dollars in lost income for ranchers.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

Could I take your name and number, please? <a href=" http://www.jasonclarke.net/national-honors-society-essay/#normal ">companies that i can pay for do my reports</a> "Integrating a 'listening post' Image Search feature will enhance the shopping experience as music fans scan and sample albums in store over our newly-fitted high speed wifi before deciding to buy either the physical or digital product direct from HMV."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

Could I order a new chequebook, please? <a href=" http://catraffictickets.com/index.php/woodlands-homework-help.html ">pub quiz questions</a> Film stars, producers and funders are increasingly drawn totelevision, as demand for content surges to feed multiplyingnumbers of channels and viewing platforms. TV viewership isexpanding with more people watching shows from Netflix, Hulu LLCand other services on computer screens, tablets and smartphones.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

What sort of music do you like? <a href=" http://www.jasonclarke.net/national-honors-society-essay/ ">cheap essay editing</a> U-God, whose real name is Lamont Hawkins, was only featured prominently in the opening of the song “Da Mystery of Chessboxin’” on the debut album because he was behind bars for criminal possession of a controlled substance.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

I'm in a band <a href=" http://catraffictickets.com/index.php/woodlands-homework-help.html#require ">printed paper</a> Last year Cayman Islands-based Soros Fund Managementreceived regulatory approval to take over Brazil's SunriseTelecomunicaГѓВ§oes, the holding that controls On Telecom. InSeptember, Sunrise acquired broadcast rights for 4G frequenciescovering 133 municipalities around Sao Paulo state.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

Is there ? <a href=" http://iorarua.com/iorarua/index.php?writing-discursive-essays#council ">technical writing courses</a> After Danish brewer Carlsberg announced disappointing second quarter profits, the company&#39;s CEO placed the blame firmly on Russia, where a raft of legislation has heavily regulated the sale of alcohol.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

Where did you go to university? <a href=" http://blog.gngcreative.com/a-argumentative-essay/#might ">essay on college education benefits</a> Britain's largest companies should put their accountingbusiness up for tender every five years, the CompetitionCommission has said, as part of an investigation into thedominance of the big four accountancy groups.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

I work for myself <a href=" http://iorarua.com/iorarua/index.php?research-paper-editing-services ">essay on fire accident</a> The Chicago-based brewer, speaking on behalf of the some ofthe world's biggest drinks firms, blamed a lack of regulation inthe United States and Britain for creating an "economic anomaly"in metals markets that has pushed prices higher, even assupplies have grown.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 15:34

I'll put her on <a href=" http://catraffictickets.com/index.php/woodlands-homework-help.html ">essays on respecting others</a> As a precaution, she encouraged people to thoroughly washproduce before it is eaten to minimize the chance of infection.The CDC also recommends that anyone with cyclosporiasis-likesymptoms seek medical treatment and ask to be tested for theparasite.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

I'm from England <a href=" http://www.sillakeskus.ee/do-my-assignment-onine.pdf ">essay writing on my unique milk experience</a> Whether you like the taste or not, most people concede broccoli is considered a super food by nutrition experts. One cup of chopped, steamed broccoli contains just 51 calories, a single gram of fat and 5 grams of fiber, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture database. It provides 137 percent of your daily vitamin C requirement, plus a healthy dose of vitamin A, calcium, iron and protein.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

I can't stand football <a href=" http://ngamgirl.net/dissertation-defense-advice.pdf ">essay on missing children</a> Kerry, appearing with Lavrov at the start of what are expected to be two days of talks, said military force might be needed against Syria if diplomacy over President Bashar al-Assad's chemical weapons stockpile fails.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

An estate agents <a href=" http://ngamgirl.net/dissertation-defense-advice.pdf#foul ">research paper software</a> The political backdrop is also shaky, and getting shakier by the day, although that doesn’t always infect market sentiment. Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy rejected calls to resign on Monday over a party financing scandal and said his reform programme would continue unaffected.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

Through friends <a href=" http://ngamgirl.net/an-experience-that-changed-my-life-essay.pdf ">essay on science is a blessing or a curse</a> Her first attempt to escape smashed against the face of the trap, and for her second she was obliged to play out backwards. A three-putt on the green added to her misery and put a triple-bogey eight on her card.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

Could I have , please? <a href=" http://blog.gngcreative.com/affordable-essay-services/ ">literary analysis essay on poetry</a> Singh's government has attempted to fix the financial healthof distribution companies with a $32 billion federal bailoutpackage that came with strict riders. But, as a private player,BRPL is not eligible for a slice of the rescue package.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

Will I be paid weekly or monthly? <a href=" http://vivasportklub.pl/pay-for-my-essays.pdf ">report writing service</a> That is the dilemma for Prime Minister Hailemariam Desalegnand his cabinet, who still work in the shadow of Meles Zenawi,the rebel-turned-statesman who ruled with an iron grip for twodecades until he died last year. Caution remains the watchword.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

I'd like to cancel a cheque <a href=" http://ngamgirl.net/dissertation-defense-advice.pdf ">mba essay services india</a> Soon after the news broke, young Hollywood took to Twitter. "Glee" co-star and close friend Mark Salling was the first from the popular show to speak, though he could only write "no," and quickly deleted his post.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

Withdraw cash <a href=" http://blog.gngcreative.com/affordable-essay-services/ ">buy essay without getting caught</a> Angelica Pineda, co-owner of Pineda Logging, said nineworkers with the Idaho contractor will be out of work thisweekend because of the suspension. The company faces a $60,000payment in February on a loan for its costly equipment.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

I read a lot <a href=" http://www.helixdigital.com.au/who-am-i-essay-help/#overflow ">langston hughes essays</a> But Nicholas Mullane, the first selectman in North Stonington, Connecticut, questions whether a Connecticut tribe whose members have played in the local little league and joined local churches should have the same standing as others. He is preparing to fight a renewed recognition bid by the Eastern Pequots, who have a small state-issued reservation in town.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:04

real beauty page <a href=" http://ngamgirl.net/what-to-include-in-an-essay-about-yourself.pdf ">thesis evaluation criteria</a> The first Blackbeard hunt was in 1947. Since then it has developed a mystique as a challenge of both hunting skills and physical stamina.  Hunters describe it as a Bataan-style slog through deep sand palmetto forest and suffering through jungle-like humidity while facing mosquitoes the size of robins, deadly rattlesnakes and cottonmouths and angry alligators.  There’s one legendary tale of a hunter who lashed himself high in a tree for a bug-filled night to escape one particularly aggressive 'gator.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:29

I'm originally from Dublin but now live in Edinburgh <a href=" http://www.jasonclarke.net/essay-on-respect-in-the-military/ ">papers term</a> Under President Barack Obama's Affordable Care Act, smallinsurers including Centene are set to benefit from offeringinsurance on exchanges in states such as Mississippi, whichlarge insurers do not wish to enter.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:29

How much were you paid in your last job? <a href=" http://iorarua.com/iorarua/index.php?introduction-essay-about-globalization#stronghold ">top research paper</a> Gains were broad, with all 10 S&P 500 sectors solidly higher, led by financial stocks .SPSY, which rose 2.1 percent. Other groups tied to the pace of economic growth, including energy .SPNY, also jumped. Crude oil rose 1 percent while gold was essentially flat.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:29

Excellent work, Nice Design <a href=" http://ngamgirl.net/good-opening-lines-for-college-essays.pdf#beehive ">2 kinds of essay</a> Kristi Suthamtewakul, who dated and later married the owner of the Happy Bowl, described Alexis as charming. "It's hard to believe he would go and shoot those people," she said. "It makes me sad for the families of the victims, and it makes me sad for Aaron."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:29

I'm sorry, I'm not interested <a href=" http://ngamgirl.net/essay-about-holiday-in-malaysia.pdf#regret ">research paper on the great depression</a> Mr. Martens, what you&#8217;ve just said&#8230;is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent review were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:29

How much will it cost to send this letter to ? <a href=" http://iorarua.com/iorarua/index.php?my-american-hero-essay ">causes of world war two essay</a> "Whether we would intervene in that or not is going to be a function of - if it does happen - what at that given point in time is the best use of capital. It may well be opportune to have a look at it."



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:29

Remove card <a href=" http://ngamgirl.net/good-opening-lines-for-college-essays.pdf ">essay on summer vacation in pakistan</a> The Harlem-born actress — whose parents came from the rural Caribbean island of Nevis to the bustling isle of Manhattan — is featured in the play, which also stars Cuba Gooding Jr., Vanessa Willliams, Tony Award nominee Tom Wopat and actress Adepero Oduye.



  ГѓГ®Г±ГІГј
Дата: 15.05.2016 16:29

Enter your PIN <a href=" http://blog.gngcreative.com/essay-writing-my-favourite-story-book/ ">services marketing essay</a> "We don't want to get aggressive for a while; there are justtoo many uncertainties to get through before we add more risk,"he said, also citing seasonal issues and government budgetpolicy as overhangs.



Страницы:  «««    101 | 102 | 103 | 104 | 105 | 106 | 107 | 108 | 109 | 110 | 111 | 112 | 113 | 114 | 115 | 116 | 117 | 118 | 119 | 120 | 121 | 122 | 123 | 124 | 125    »»»
Писать от имени: Гость
Склонность: Нейтрал Хаос Истинный Хаос Истинный Хаос Тёмный   Гвардия Мироздателя Гвардия Мусорщика   Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный Истинный Тёмный   Белое братство Паладин поднебесья Таможенный паладин Паладин солнечной улыбки Паладин инквизитор Паладин огненной зари Паладин хранитель знаний Паладин неба Старший паладин неба Старший паладин неба Верховный паладин
  Паладин поднебесья Таможенный паладин Паладин солнечной улыбки Паладин инквизитор Паладин огненной зари Паладин хранитель знаний Паладин неба Старший паладин неба Старший паладин неба Верховный паладин
Текст: Жирный Наклон Подчёркнутый Цитата
Смайлы: БКашные | Палсайта | Дополнительно  :wink:




(C) Орден света, 2004