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А также дополнительные призы:
[COLOR=#FF2222]За лучшее истинно женское одностишие:[/COLOR]
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molot_ok ,
vogt ,
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Стадо Котов ,
Don Gonzales ,
Найтвольф ,
кино мордочка .
Для вас, уважаемые читатели, мы подготовили сборник лучших одностиший. Наслаждатесь.
[COLOR=Blue]Философские:[/COLOR]
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Кто прав... тот точно из топ клана...
Как крест мне на себя надеть? Я мусульманин!
здесь мудрость покупается за деньги... |
Кибердятел :
Эх, щас бы мне откатик дней на триста ... |
Паж Кубк0в :
Ведь ПСЖ - лишь Поиск Смысла Жизни...
Мы только вышли из БК - я умер, ты же умерла...
БК ломает шмот... И жизни |
Gorhur :
Найти б того, кто выдумал реал!.. |
[COLOR=Blue]Чисто женские:[/COLOR]
istoma :
Я всё прощу! Как только купишь екры.
Такой кулак, что хочется раздеться...
В бк я в третьем браке. Муж - в последнем
Я строю глазки. Не зайдешь по госу?
Тарман? Как трогательно!... Только не руками!
Мне б имидж в четверть всех моих пристрастий..
Ах, почему нет склонности "к разврату"?
Секс, говоришь? Лови семьсот открыток.
при взятии левла:
А где-то дома ждет любимый муж, вновь не причастный к моему оргазму.. |
Tiger Lilly :
В постели:
Опять мы уложился в три минуты.
Дарьяна, от моей души тебя стошнит.
Мой изумрудный, я , кажись, в тебе застряла.
Эмир в постели ? Голый ? Не вставляет. |
Махадева :
Как много безинтимных дней прожито, пока я ап брала...
В БК характер стал покруче бюста...
В БК так много пошляков, что можно подскользнуться... |
[COLOR=Blue]Про богов и Большое начальство:[/COLOR]
Don Gonzales :
После одного очень нашумевшего топика:
Кто тут брехал: "Эмгыр - не креативщик"???
И Джеткокос когда-то жил в общаге. |
Gorhur :
Убил в бою шакала... оказалось, шефа.
В реале взял у дворника автограф. |
Макака :
И мусорщики могут быть богами!
А может нас создал не Мироздатель? |
айдер :
Наверно Мусорщик и Мироздатель - братья |
Gunnm :
Кокос меня усыновил... жаль, только виртуально... |
Melamori Blimm :
уж утро близилось - Эмир все не кончался.
Ты не Эмир ?? A ya hotel uj prikolotsya...
...случайно подобрал пароль к Эмиру... |
кино мордочка :
О, Мусорщик! Какая ж Ваша тёща? |
[COLOR=Blue]Меркантильные и о деньгах:[/COLOR]
Шансик :
Реал лишь для того чтобы на екры заработать |
Найтвольф :
Что выбрать шубу для жены иль меч героев? |
МАРГО королева :
...какая сумма тут нужна, чтоб выглядеть достойно? |
[COLOR=#FF2222]Лирические:[/COLOR]
Gorhur :
Кто ж знал, любимая, что ты в реале с бородою?!
Женился в Клубе... Скоро разведусь в реале... |
Черт волосатый :
Я не пойду в метро - маньяки там не сексуальны |
Кибердятел :
И - нежный шепот из привата - "Сдохни, сволочь ..." |
кино мордочка :
я б Вас любил, да время таймом вышло! |
Паж Кубк0в :
Мы лишь в бою отдаться можем страсти.. Не в реале |
molot_ok :
ВЦ я растянул. Жена довольна.
(страшной девушке посвящается)
Я не могу любить вас без обкаста
Куда бы от жены телепортнуться? |
fantazer :
Терпи любимая, я скоро буду в блоке.
Поймал себя на мысли о Кошелке. |
stanislawuss :
Тайм 3 минуты! Лежу с женой в постели. Ищем найма! |
Найтвольф :
тут тоже кровь бывает первой брачной ночью... |
[COLOR=Blue]Ситуации:[/COLOR]
Gorhur :
И снова ночь... И снова не дошёл до магазина...
Ходил на бокс. Вмешался за соклана.
Сменил работу. Снова буду ньюбом.
Жена суёт рекламу юв. салона - любимая, да ты же РВС!
Уж поздно найма звать, пишите некролог... |
Найтвольф :
Рога повешены бесчувственной админ панелью |
Кибердятел :
В зоопарке:
"Скажи мне, Лось, какой закон нарушил?"
Зашел в БК, забыв включить компьютер ...
Забыл пароль??? Звони скорее Дэнсу!
После концерта отечественной поп-музыки:
"Так что - и Лада - Дэнс????? Ну извините ..."
Искал в метро хрусталь. Нашел проблемы.
О текущем конкурсе:
Вот так еще с ума мы не сходили ...
В супермаркете у кассы:
- А можно это все купить подарком? |
Don Gonzales :
В БК и выход запаролен?
Первичке предпочел формат я А4.
Той Эпохалке Франклин улыбался... |
Кожемяка :
Успел послать в приват «приве»… и умер. |
Стадо Котов :
...так хохотал..что "Эли" все упали... |
[COLOR=#FF2222]Обо всем: [/COLOR]
Кибердятел :
Не знал Брэд Питт, в каком изврате снялся.
Нас знахарь беспристрастности научит.
На одностишья б не словить пристрастий ... |
Черт волосатый :
Фсех на кол. Форум - ф топку. Аффтар выпей йаду. |
Ивашко :
Напал на Бога -- проиграл по тайму. |
cliegg :
Мы близнецы, но не одноайпийцы! |
Генералыч :
Боям опять пришел Refresh... |
Кожемяка :
Я счастлив тем, что, к сожалению, не в блоке... |
Force of Runes :
Развёлся снова...Снова неудачно... |
Махадева :
Передо мною критовик-в его глазах читается семь классов... |
Паж Кубк0в :
Я на себе поставлю крест - в Ордене набор...
Я - невидимка... Стихи читаю в общий чат... |
Tiger Lilly :
Зайду в БК - и сразу жажду жизни.
Я предлагаю выпить йаду за победу.
Как я теперь шахтеров понимаю...
Убил жену. Понравилось. Втянулся. |
Инхрустатор :
Xтоб кончили вы только после всех рефрешей |
Кьяр :
В столице снова был завоз. Продам по госу нападалки. |
Gunnm :
я снова "ньюб" в своей десятой инкарнации...
я выпил "элик"... появился интеллект... |
LoRD oF CRAZYs :
а может прописать Refresh'y левел? |
Throony :
Тебя послать к тарманам иль заблочить просто? |
Jansus :
А для меня прокачка дело чести |
Ками из стали :
Почем там нынче справедливость? |
Gunnm :
я думал, что силен, но тут я встретил Пуха... |
Генералыч :
Опять админам всё неймется...
Ну где ещё увидишь голых в боксе? |
полуночъ :
А интересно, Тайсон - уворотчик? |
Melamori Blimm :
какая благодать - обмодеренный форум.
на форуме в Бобруйск послали. Я сходила...
о, бедные мои мульты ! а я - при бабках.
Бк и садомазохизм... А ведь похоже! |
Fille :
Хотел б я арты заиметь, пока же все наоборот... |
cads :
Удары в пах решений не меняют.
А самый сильный маг - электрик ЖЭКа. |
molot_ok :
Убийца мухи - критовик с газетой.
Вампиры съели пачку фумитокса
ВЦ не отрывать, жена ругает!
По тайму травму получил в реале
Пойдем, я покажу тебе свой сусел.
Зал Тьмы в моем подъезде. Нету лампы.
Стучал в приват. Противник увернулся |
MikeRamz :
из всех страниц бы этих папироску смачную скрутить... |
кино мордочка :
Божественный ВЦ -ты что такое? |
Сахих :
Комар гордился званием вампира. |
Gunnm :
Я стал последней жертвой дефицита...
Зачем мне Ваш пароль? Раскройте лучше душу... |
zizi :
Он высоко взлетел, но низко пал..по тайму. |
Найтвольф :
Что в РВС тебе моем искать? Оставь пароль и можешь уползать..
Я укусил Вас нехотя.. Так получилось.
Женись на мне я брошу мультоводить.
Тарманом здорово, но тянет в паладины. |
fantazer :
Зачем перчатки мне ВЦ и так откусят... |
stanislawuss :
Я не антисимит! Но как достали нюбы!!!!
Хреново выглядишь. Тебя опять убили?
Я стал бы артом, даже чуть дешевле!
Как хочется стать артом. Хотя бы в чьих-нибудь неопытных руках
Вчера был в найме. В будуаре. Подробности - в приват |
Дон Румата :
Я думал в клуб попал, а мне лицо набили..
В БК бесплатно можно только в «хаос»...
Наелся чеснока, но вспомнил, что вампир... когда стошнило...
Лицо бойца увяло вместе с ёлкой...
Возьму в аренду званье палладина..
Теперь ахлимик я!... И тут проснулся...
Чем фулл дороже, тем боец... храбрее...
Бил сильно, сокрушительно, но мимо...
Кто хочет магом стать? Дам адрес Коперфилда..
И храбро в бой пошёл, прихлёбывая кофе.. |
Дикий Рыб :
И каждый бой я умирал. На полчаса...
Ругал себя он под перевоплотом.
Причина блока:
за ДВП. Дал Взятку Паладину... |
Mitja :
Любимая, а может после боя?
(флудерское)
как будет по-албански "не осилил"?
(о самизнаетеком)
кем "разлогиниться"? ты ник скажи конкретно.
сдал всех мультов - три мегабайта в rar'е
ЦП - не для задумчивых, однако... |
[COLOR=Blue]БК-мания:[/COLOR]
Макака
Влюблен в БК? Теперь попробуй в даму... |
Don Kortes :
Звоните, всё равно в реале меня нет... |
Стадо Котов :
А, в "Дурке"..ведь торгового то нету |
[COLOR=Blue]Бк и жизнь:[/COLOR]
Rizhiy99 :
Порой так сильно не хватает заклятия молчанья на работе |
Don Gonzales :
"Свинья! Опять напился до пристрастья!".
Ах... Злые языки страшнее оправдахи.
Ну, вот и травма. Время выпить водки.
В моей коляске виноват Чубайс! |
Макака :
Пополни счет в БК! Не выпей водки!
Продал быка, купил колье в БК… |
Найтвольф :
Ну где ещё сажает знахарь в инвалидность?
Мой друг качок, увидел как качаюсь я... |
Gorhur :
Да... а в реале сей букет не так уж страшен...
Пол-жизни за админпанель в реале!
Ну хоть в БК съем пару бутербродов. |
Tiger Lilly :
Мне снится сон - зеленые глаза, ладошки, уши... |
Паж Кубк0в :
Шлем снов, меч обреченных... Все как в жизни.
И стукнет забытью четыре года в марте... |
Стадо Котов :
Я..на полчасика..уж третий год сижу.. |
SinnFein :
Внук перса мне назад не отдает. БК, 2045 год. |
Lord Damascus :
В Бк качаю только силу! А в жизни слабый и унылый |
Дикий Рыб :
Ударил молотом? а двигал вроде мышкой...
Где в "аське" кнопка "Наложить молчанку"?
В реале ночью не хожу на площадь.
Из школы выгнали по тайму!
Жена купила артефакт "Пила занудства"...
Дай сыну есть! Ты ж все равно в коляске...
Шесть виртуальных браков. Все удачно...
ох, лучше б я пошел по порносайтам!
Так на какой же стат влияет пиво?
А через 6 часов всегда похмелье... |
Melamori Blimm :
как жаль что личный транспорт только в БяКе...
как жалко иногда - что виртуально все в БК |
Кибердятел :
И, взяв за сутки первый ап восьмого, ...
Зашел Лексеем - вышел Кибердятлом
В реале у неё жена и дети ... |
L___ICE :
ПродАл бы душу, да никто не купит...
Хочу Футболку под броней...чесать рукою |
mcLander :
Ваш муж опять в БК? Неизлечимка - 40 кредов!
Азербайджан... Как много в этом... мата. |
molot_ok :
Она разделась полностью. До сканов.
Квартиру защитил вторым паролем..
Прогулка. Дочку посадил в коляску...
Вчера меня кровавили в подъезде... |
SinnFein :
"Снять все". Как часто эту кнопку я искал в реале...
А мне бывает часто страшно, ведь так реален виртуал БКшный... |
кино мордочка :
я б Вам ВЦ отгрыз, да не допрыгну!
сейчас в БК, а раньше сексом занимался!
я б Вас пропил,так станьте ж эликсиром
мы изначально все в коляске,после родов |
Гаявата :
я жизнь прожил... за кульманом в КБ, родился вновь в БК за монитором! |
vogt :
А арты я забыл в реале…
Эй, маг, а ну ка наколдуй нам водки!
Я б с тещей в Башне смерти прогулялся… |
Демон слепой :
Насчет ПГ ,французы были правы, их надо есть сырыми, без приправы |
Макака :
Откуда дети, день и ночь в инете... |
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